Never Meant, for Esports This weekend I hopped in my tiny little 2014 Mazda 2 and set out for my 4th event in 5 weeks. I’m exhausted but the weather is a perfect melancholic sprinkling of rain and the smell gets me goin. Pick...

I went to Never Melee this last weekend and experienced time travel.
Please read and long live Melee

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however, a similar issue to practicing melee will likely occur. i need to consistently put in time each day rather than do random super long sessions. but i shall do it !

AND OH BOY DO I LOVE PRACTICING TECH CHASING…

(spent the last 4 hours dealing two decks out while keeping the count)

why cant i be normal?

instead of asking “do you have any pets?” i say some shit like “do any creatures roam within this home?”

learning to count cards reminds me of practicing tech chasing…

and oh boy do i love practicing tech chasing…

🤩🤩🤩

think about how all the motorcycles they could give me tho,,,,

need a job so that i can have money to gamble away and then have no money from the aforementioned gambling and repeat

on one sad day i will not be the strongest ive ever been…

but that day is not FUCKING today because holy shit im strong 😤

not the hardest climb but i thought this beta was insane 😇

these r good ones, ur so back .

IT’S TRUE 😭😭😭

yeah i didnt have my shoes when i climbed like a week ago so i was trying on rental shoes and i had to go down in size 4 separate times lmfao

been climbing in size 9 shoes for almost 2 years… ive in the past month realized that i should be climbing in size 6.5 shoes…

🤦‍♀️

bad news: i havent been eating enough for a week

good news: muscle ups are really easy

TRUE

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instead of climbing, which will fix me, im playing way too much melee and eating way too little food . OOPS !

havent climbed in a week . im dying .

DID ONE IM FIXED !

maybe now i’ll actually train them

someone at the gym was so impressed yayyyy

IF I DO A ONE ARM PULL UP TODAY I WILL BE FIXED !!!

*tmrw

tn i shall climb at MY climbing gym

i shall be humbled

montreal v7s are champaign v5s

i hate american airlines wdym “we dont do standby at the airport anymore u have to use the app” omg THERE R A MILLION EMPTY SEATS ON THE PLANE LET ME ON

delta wouldve never done this to me .

omg it’s from some cute girl !!

im cute as FUCK

zamu ^-^