Just a reminder that all the money in the world cannot make him less of an ugly cunt

“You’ve got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little”

🥺❤️

If a president called me I would immediately think less of him or her and I’m not even a villainous asshole

Swedish people making fun of food is funny even when they’re right

the microphone seems so extra

it isn't a real photo?

I think he just gave a doordash lady the nuclear codes

Weird-ass looking secret service agent with mall, doll-like hands

He looks like shit bit also, what is this?

Resign!

😊 the kids are all right

Is he on his tippy toes?

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

I don’t know how the nuclear codes work but I think that alone might be what prevents it from happening. He can’t just pick up a phone and say nuke them and he is lazy and his brain doesn’t work

There is a zero percent chance this happens

He won’t

Unironically, I am super excited for this

And the card attached said, “thank you for being a friend”

I think they would willingly pay more if there were trump branded stations

A good little reference for when right-wingers cry b/c we’re celebrating in the streets when it happens

Omg thank you. I just scrolled down to when Mary and god had sex and I can’t stop cry-laughing

What the fuck is wrong with you?

He has always been John Fetterman

I’m so sorry but also, you’re so, so lucky ❤️

That works

Someone posted about Alice Wong today. Do you have a memory of her you can share with us?

Wow, what a coincidence

He is predictable and I think there’s a non-zero chance he will want to nuke Iran. Not super confident the people around him will prevent that but maybe they can if they convince him that he needs to focus on stealing the November elections and put him out on one of his maga tours

His attorney had a matching tie. 🤌