That's perfect 😍

The bulge is bulging for #mcm

And then they try the old approaches from the other place and repost their entire timeline in five minutes and probably wonder why they lose followers when they flood your feed

The bulge is bulging for #mcm

Can I kiss those gorgeous lips first? 🤭

I don't usually wear baggy boxers like this, but I wanted to hang free for #fcf

You and me both

Just needs my mouth on that to complete the ambience...

I don't usually wear baggy boxers like this, but I wanted to hang free for #fcf

Does "suck wood for luck" work?

That is such a gorgeous bulge

Very hot?

Yeah, the indy coffee shops in the UK are obsessed with Australian style coffee, which is roasted less and tastes rank. Café Nero is my go-to on the high street

Ha! Sorry. But yeah, the philosophy of cognition is a very big subject. The good news is, they think we probably do see colours alike! There was a lot of accessible reporting of it all during the blue/gold dress saga

Actually a really big question in Philosophy...

Accounts that have been dormant on here for years are coming back to life. Things really must be bad on the fascist hell-site

Honestly, these were some of the hottest photos I've ever seen on Instagram 🥵

Get to a branch of Greggs at about 12:30pm and have a sausage roll

My contribution to #MCM I've posted a photo like this before but I got these new t-shirts recently and knew they'd look fucking stunning like this. I don't think I was wrong 😈

Very very happy for you 😁

While I'm here, my foreskin stretching has now got to the stage where I can retract it fully when I'm really hard and it doesn't hurt 🎉

My contribution to #MCM I've posted a photo like this before but I got these new t-shirts recently and knew they'd look fucking stunning like this. I don't think I was wrong 😈

Dripping wet for #FCF

Indeed it does 🥰

Yes... Such as what would happen if my lips kissed that bulge? 🙊

I have some thoughts....

Yes please. Can you then do the same to me?

You're more than welcome to

They'd probably be off pretty quickly?

Even for Grindr, people are being weird today. Someone shared their album with me and then blocked me before I'd even had a chance to click on it 🤷🏻‍♂️