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Wow... who'd have ever guessed... /s 🙄

Larry the Cat is eloquent as ever with this blessed prayer.

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Grilled cheese with tomato soup is a go-to comfort meal! I like to add a bit of garlic powder to the butter I the pan before grilling.

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Gomez... take those out of his mouth.

It's so weird. Like, I'm definitely not pro-Iran (bc I know my history) but I kinda get where they're coming from (bc I know my history). They're currently beating him at his own obnoxious game.

Can't we just send him to Mars? He wants to go to Mars. We want to be rid of him. It seems a win all around.

That hashtag does work! I have a mix of sweet peppers (variety pack), pepperoncini, Thai Birdseye, and Tangerine Dream seedlings going, and just saw my local garden center hast Ghost, Scorpion, and... something else in. MIGardener has a great variety of seeds.

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Not so much...

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In fairness, most of his mentions probably involve couches.

I will take Tough Military Guy From A Low Budget Action Movie From The 1980's over Party Sauce Pete and Kakistocratic Kosplay Krusaders.

There really is a tweet for everything.

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holy shit that needs a trigger warning #PassTheEyeBleach

Pretty sure most of his recent tweets (or whatever they're now called) - including the one threatening annihilation - were not actually written by him. They are either by some leftover DOGE-bro, or President Stephen Miller, the Half-Pint Hitler is trying to adopt T's style of writing.

Valid question! Iran likely did not. There are always qualifiers that allow him to call a Reverse UNO. I think my open container of milk will last longer than this alleged "ceasefire".

Murkowski just posted for them to de-escalate. I think it's about as close as we're going to get.

That could be the problem. These plants like heat to germinate. A heat mat could definitely help.

Those nightshades can take forever to sprout. Don't give up hope yet! I still have some sprouting a good week or two behind most of their fellow seedlings. Do you have them on a heat mat?

They're playing hot potato with that mic. No one wants to touch it. No one wants to talk to HIM. Honestly? It's sad for everyone involved. The US as a nation. The astronauts, achieving their greatest work to date. The NASA command center team who worked so hard to make this mission happen. Even HIM.

It's okay. We're all frustrated and embarrassed and scared and frustrated and... it's a lot. It can seem like "no one's doing anything" and that can be especially hard for people who care. Hang in there.

The House and the Senate are both on recess. You need to ask Majority Leader Thune (R) and Speaker Johnson (R) that question as they are the ones who can recall their members and introduce a vote. Dems do not have either of those capabilities.

Correct. Speaker Johnson does, but Dems are doing what they can. By recalling their members to DC, they can say, "We are here and ready to take legislative action." It still requires the Evil Keebler Elf to officially open/recall the House, but this step puts pressure on Repubs to make that happen.

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Plausible deniability. Can't be in the Oval Office and privy to convos about war crimes if you're across the Atlantic committing election interference, amirite??? 🙄 /s

Quick recap, the Strait of Hormuz (~20-25% of oil/LNG) has been effectively closed for over a month, throttling passage from 100+ vessels/day down to <10. Vessels in the BaM have been terrorized by the Houthis for ages, & an explosion yesterday NEARLY closed the Panama Canal. Who benefits? #Russia

Still not convinced this is really him posting. Since when does he say "God bless" anything??? This feels like a DOGE-bro shitpost. Still totally problematic, unhinged, and very war crime-y, but not sold on it being the Fanta Menace.

US strikes military targets on Iran's Kharg Island YouTube video by CNN

Make sure your Emotional Support [Whatevers] are well stocked; this week is going to a doozy. As another poster mentioned, now is a good time to call your reps & remind them that we have co-equal branches of government designed to hold one another accountable and in check. #PoliSky #Hormuz #EconSky

Apparently, there was an explosion in the Panama Canal yesterday that seems to involve one of the gas storage tanks. Currently, marine traffic is moving through the canal w/o issue, which is great news. Is this "very convenient timing" given the Hormuz & Bab el-Mendab situations? Oh, yes. #EconSky

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Thanks for the clarification! Good to know traffic is still moving, but... 😒

I've been watching the NASA Artemis II mission livestream as much as possible while working today.
It's incredible.
It's inspiring.
It's terrifying.
It's odd that a mission bringing humans the farthest they've ever been into space has also been the thing keeping me grounded. #ScienceSky

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For those of us not on Xitter, can we please confirm if this is genuine or parody? Thx.

FWIW, hilarious either way.