Writing a book. Coming out when it's done. Soon.

#book

Who's watching #hockey tonight?
#4nations #usa vs #Canada

#donnybrook #fights #dingding

I work remotely, which means I get to stay home all day. My boss said, 'You have to maintain a professional appearance.' So now I wear a suit jacket with my boxer briefs. My coworkers think I'm classy... until I stand up to get coffee.

#jokewriting #mitchhedburg

Thanks!!!

I used to play basketball, but I wasn’t very good at defense. My coach said, 'Guard your man!' I said, 'If he needed guarding, he shouldn’t be on the court.' Now I just play offense… in life.

#mitchhedburgstylejoke

90s Saturday Night

#calm #vibes #peaceful #legends

Outrun

#videogame #arcade #neonnoir #shake #start #go

Escape from LA is Real at this point

#snake #escapefromla #wildfire #staysafe

Here's my Only Fans idea.

Videos of me shooting methheads with paintballs at 3 am.

#supportlocal

If you drink on your lunch break, technically that's not at work since you're not being paid for that time.

Results may vary.

Until we meet again!

#facts #oddfacts

Obituaries and eulogies are just performance reviews....until we meet again.

Great short game. Always getting up and down for par.

The point of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

#sports #truth

Whatever you'd like!

This is America...these things are everywhere!! Lol

Anyone want to drink whisky and walk around the neighborhood fighting inflatable Santa's?

#xmas #merryxmas #christmas #happyholidays

Dance with the Dead!!!

#dwtd #quality #synthwave #portland

Who's going to the #dancewiththedead show tonight in #pdx ????

61 & 49

Are you a guitarist that like the blues or tunes like this?

DM me please.

open.spotify.com/track/5yFBiv...

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

Good Lord Katey Sagal

#marriedwithchildren #1980s #80s #gemmateller #soa #mc #actress #model #sexy #glam #heels #quality #aesthetic #photooftheday #photos #neonnoir #vhs #usa #tv #movies

My unreleased track ‘Love Letter’ is now featured in the brand new horror comedy ‘The Invisible Raptor’ 🦖🔥

Anime Style X Files

#cyberpunk #scifi #aliens #art #artist #explore #quality #TV #thetruthisoutthere #photooftheday #photos #neonnoir #1990s #90s #sexy #gilliananderson #scully #movies #film #popculture

Christmas Of Our Childhood, by Binaural Space 16 track album

Always excited for a new Binaural Space Christmas album! And I'll be at the listening party for it today at 5:00 PM EST. @binauralspace.bsky.social

binaural-space.bandcamp.com/album/christ...

Legends

#johncandy #stevemartin #planestrainsandautomobiles #movie #1980s #80s

I'm so glad I went through high school before social media...I'd be screwed! Lmao

Outlaw Country Gold

I love a good Outlaw Country Gold set.

#playlist #country #fun #outlawcountry #legends

open.spotify.com/playlist/1AD...

#xrp just went above 2.53!!!

That's wild!

@thestateofsynth.com

Great to see you here!! #synthwavers