Literally anyone else I wouldn’t even think twice but I traveled once with this person and it was one of the worst experiences of my life

I’m not saying the acquaintance who rips off my travel stuff in an attempt to be a travel influencer is bad at what they’re doing but I will point out that if you ask me if I went inside a place that has inside pictures clearly visible on the post under which you are asking, well….

I hate these maha assholes so fucking much

Or that he’d be fine that my cousin with CF did

It’s so great knowing that the HHS secretary would take one look at my nephew with SMA and be like yup that kid should die

Everyone around the world who died from a plague.

There are people I have literally never seen before stopping by my desk to ask what happened to my boxes

I’m glad to see I can cause high levels of drama even when I’m not in the office

He stopped by my desk, told me he’d close the ticket with no detail saying client is all set and that no one else would ever have to know. Bless this man.

MY 5,6915 DAY! ~FAVORITES FOOD: TAKEOUT, BLUE APRON, WINE SONG: DAMMIT SNACK THE TEARS OF MY ENEMIES ACTIVITY: AVOIDING MEETINGS COLOR: PURPLE (DUH) WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE: RETIRED!!!

Found this during the desk move

I can’t find a way to cancel the cable request so I look forward to whoever gets assigned to have to tell me in a professional manner hey dipshit it is literally impossible for you to be missing this cable

Things are going well with the move to my new desk as apparently all my coworkers freaked out last week because thought the movers had lost my stuff as they didn’t realize I’d put it in my car and also I submitted a request for a missing cable that is literally permanently attached to my hub

What a mood

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

White lotus meme these Phillies are trying to murder me

Yup! And even if you could get it there why would you spend the time and money twice to do so

Same I mean I brought like 10 pounds of lemon candy back for me and for gifts and I will fistfight anyone who says that’s a problem

otoh if you would ever like any tips based on my own personal lessons learned I am always more than happy to share upon request!

I can get by with two if it’s not terribly hot or humid but that’s the absolute lowest limit for me! Unfortunately I do like my boobs so checked bag it is 😂

I travel fairly regularly for vacation so from my esteemed position of frequent international traveler I hereby give you permission to travel however the fuck you want, learn your own lessons about how you like to do it, and apply those lessons in the future

The problem with ‘this is the only correct way to travel’ takes is that it’s the only correct way to travel for the specific person who is saying it and like absolutely everything else in the world one size does not fit all

I can’t realistically do carryon only due to big boobs and fat but I absolutely checked a second bag on the way back for the snacks and souvenirs

Rare sighting of a column chart taking a dip at Hove Beach.

#dataviz

My bra takes up the same space as 3 of your shirts just shut up already

It’s always men and small women who say this

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Last night I had a dream I was at a Flyers game at the Coliseum and someone brought a day old baby with them and Gritty was like why the fuck do you have a fresh baby here but I was like where the fuck did the ice come from

Finally something I would happily let a robot do in my stead

TRUMP: the strait is now open and we totally won the war

THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF: jesus christ dude

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"No. They know why."