#theonlythingthatgetsmeoffanymore

You know, I cycle outside a lot, but it's more for transportation than for a hobby.

I have no choice but to listen to the cyberpunk playlist that I made before the pandemic really popped off in 2020.

Like at some point quite a while ago my attitude towards the American military shifted from pure contempt to pity for the fact that many people are trapped in the choice between the military and poverty and all the feelings that go with that, but how the fuck does anyone still have this take?

Can Mark Rutte stop embarrassing Dutch people with his boot licking at any point? That would be greeeeeat.

Oh also I've been hating ICE since then.

My new linguistic pet peeve is people using "larping" when the role playing in question is not at all live action. People keep talking about others "larping" on the internet. If it's on the internet it's not live action! You can say demonstrations are larping. Posting is not larping. #prescriptivism

Fellas is it gay to have dental health?

I wonder how running Venezuela is going.

I contributed to a kickstarter for a gender one time, but it never delivered.

I want people to know that I'm a hipster of hating things people are writing about AI. I was hating things people were writing about AI in like 2003.

A screenshot of a Wired article is illustrated with a pixelated and stylized cubic indication of what could maybe tenuously be interpreted as two hands reaching for each other but is more likely just an illustration of an abstract digital gap. The headline is "The AI Gap is Widening".

Insert your own goatse joke

Jordan Peterson seeks 'emergency' drug detox treatment in Russia | CBC News Jordan Peterson, the polarizing pundit and author, is recovering in a Moscow hospital after seeking "emergency" treatment for dependence on an anti-anxiety medication, his daughter says.

I’ll be so sad if it turns out jordan peterson is dead

and it’s not for something AT LEAST as funny as the time he flew to Russia to get someone to do put him into a coma so he could sleep through Xanax withdrawal like he did in 2020 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

I always refer to "going home" to the hotel when I'm on vacation, and I don't even care!

I was disappointed to find that there were no vice presidents who had shot someone and faced consequences.

It's almost impossible to have never broken the law...

Kristi Noem didn't mention that she only caught the girlfriend of the founder of antifa because we're all in one big polycule.

I can't believe they didn't give the Peace Prize to Hitler's brain in a robot shark body.

Here’s a thought for the press: if the only statement from ICE that you were able to fact check turned out to be a lie, maybe don’t lead with their version of a story requiring them to “defensively” fire bullets at someone.

I listened to part of Stephen Miller's Charlie Kirk memorial speech that people were saying sounded like Goebbels, and I thought it sounded like an algorithmically-derived Punisher t-shirt.

Follow the money straight back to the Mormons.

Salutary is probably the most perfect word for how it's been.

I went to my first work conference since I quit tech and became a bartender. You can find as much autism at the bartender con as at the dev/ops con. (complimentary)

I found American money in my couch cushions. Apparently a new, immigrant spider has moved in.

It should be water that used to have some gasoline in it.

Quote from Elon Musk that the "major driver of white males becoming trans is the relentless propaganda portraying white men as the worst human beings."

The major driver of white males becoming trans is fear of being in the same demographic as Elon Musk.

It's Fall, bitches.* Time for marzipan and for all the pumpkin sluts to frolic.

*Yes it is.