should’ve just told them some of my real opinions tbh, maybe that would have livened things up a bit

didn’t get a temp job almost exactly the same as the temp job i was doing until last week bc another candidate had worked for the same type of company before. no matter what i do the rejections get ever more specific…

adding “watching taemin’s coachella set like a religious observance” to my to do list for today

Taemin, please 🫠

namgi both being so open to the idea of reinventing themselves and evolving like pokémon except yoongi does it like shrugging off a coat and putting on a new one and seeing how it fits in the mirror, while namjoon treats it like a screaming match with his past and future selves

[squinting at whatever namgi have going on rn] maybe i’m not ready for this actually

logged off for a while and it was like, good for my mental health or whatever but i missed being a pervert with the other perverts in my phone

i’m so happy to return to bsky and see that someone else is haunted by this. i will eventually finish that thread and am VERY happy to hear others’ thoughts on/contributions to this important literary genre!

sorry i just woke up and what the FUCK

none of my business, clearly

love when my brain throws a new hyperfixation into the mix! a surprise every time!

fielding questions from my supportive yet baffled parents: “yeah i don’t understand it either it’s just what i’m into now”

update i did it and i got a bike and i love her and my bum feels bruised

[nodding very fast] yeah. yes. mhm.

the cells in my brain as soon as someone starts explaining board game rules to me

[nodding sagely] he needs stability and consistent training from the right owner

wow these pics are gay 😍

yoongi would be in his ELEMENT and also would listen closely to jk’s youth slang lesson

my dream in the unlikely event of thirst tweets: they all pretend they don’t understand anything and try to make nj explain in detail. nj in turn tries to protest innocence. jin’s ears actually catch fire.

taking myself to the second hand bike place this week so that i can calm tf down

[vibrating at a high frequency] i want a bike i want a bike i want a bike

genuinely i have already spent so much more on this comeback than i ever have on i think any band? which: perks of adulthood, but also. it’s time for me to calm down.

well ur in luck bc he loves nothing more than to pose in a way that accentuates how fine-boned and delicate he is and how long and unmarked his neck is i mean what who said that

his penchant for clavicle-posting… slut behaviour

swellow has hurt my feelings again 😌

i do not for a second think he cares about watches, if anything i think he probably finds them annoying to wear. and high-end watches do NOT match the ao3 bad boy aesthetic!!

swallow i think. i think they are gay

no ur right, this man LOVES complaining but only when he doesn’t really mean it. he must be made to take what he’s given, for his health.

oh no

stupid too-big hat… squishy peeled egg face… 😭