michael caine crying meme

how it felt to find out about black holes when i was 6

It's called an Infinite Money Glitch.

Picture of a guy trying to suck venom from a snakebite with a X through it, the text below: Myth You can suck the poison from a snake bite Fact you can suck my dick

flanders saying "yeah i support putin. putin the stew back in student"

It's 4/20, baybee! You know what that means? That's right! It's the 27th anniversary of the Columbine High School massacre.

It's called Wrestlemania 42 because you have to be 42 or older to be in it.

They're building robots to chase you down on foot.

printing out some "I got these before I knew he was racist" stickers for my Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes

Trump supposedly doesn't drink but he's surrounded himself by one of the drunkest cabinets possibly in American History.

Available:

Changing your religion because the Pope subtweeted Trump is so fucking funny.

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not

time to post the best glenn greenwald tweet of all time

Feed the families to the big boys.

3-way Death Match between Trump, Jellyroll and Pat McAfee.

There's a new Rob Zombie album and there's a song that goes:
"My world is a coffin
a wop bob a loo bop
a wop bob a loo bop,"
Little Richard-style and I almost turned it off.

The doctor said my mom should've had an abortion
bortion
bortion

Helen Slater as Supergirl, posing in front of a Popeye's Fried Chicken, pointing dramatically at something just out of frame. The sign behind her says "Love That Chicken." It is hilarious.

When another girl has chicken

Shang-Chi fights Focker-In-Law.

Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.

This describes The Whitesprings in Fallout 76.

Claude? More like Clod!

Quadruple H

And it's down again!

Just build a website using AI. What could possibly go wrong?