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Posts by Franken Phil

It's called an Infinite Money Glitch.

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Picture of a guy trying to suck venom from a snakebite with a X through it, the text below:

Myth
You can suck the poison from a snake bite

Fact
you can suck my dick

Picture of a guy trying to suck venom from a snakebite with a X through it, the text below: Myth You can suck the poison from a snake bite Fact you can suck my dick

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flanders saying "yeah i support putin. putin the stew back in student"

flanders saying "yeah i support putin. putin the stew back in student"

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It's 4/20, baybee! You know what that means? That's right! It's the 27th anniversary of the Columbine High School massacre.

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It's called Wrestlemania 42 because you have to be 42 or older to be in it.

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They're building robots to chase you down on foot.

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printing out some "I got these before I knew he was racist" stickers for my Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes

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Trump supposedly doesn't drink but he's surrounded himself by one of the drunkest cabinets possibly in American History.

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Changing your religion because the Pope subtweeted Trump is so fucking funny.

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Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

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The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not

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time to post the best glenn greenwald tweet of all time

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Feed the families to the big boys.

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3-way Death Match between Trump, Jellyroll and Pat McAfee.

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There's a new Rob Zombie album and there's a song that goes:
"My world is a coffin
a wop bob a loo bop
a wop bob a loo bop,"
Little Richard-style and I almost turned it off.

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The doctor said my mom should've had an abortion
bortion
bortion

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Helen Slater as Supergirl, posing in front of a Popeye's Fried Chicken, pointing dramatically at something just out of frame. The sign behind her says "Love That Chicken." It is hilarious.

Helen Slater as Supergirl, posing in front of a Popeye's Fried Chicken, pointing dramatically at something just out of frame. The sign behind her says "Love That Chicken." It is hilarious.

When another girl has chicken

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Shang-Chi fights Focker-In-Law.

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Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.

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This describes The Whitesprings in Fallout 76.

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Claude? More like Clod!

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Quadruple H

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And it's down again!

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Just build a website using AI. What could possibly go wrong?

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The, "The Pope is weak on crime," quote reminded me there was a Battle Pope comic book.

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Out of everything it'd be funny if the AI image of himself as Jesus is what brings Trump down.

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