disco elysium rpg but it’s based on universal soldier: day of reckoning

I think RGG really missed out by not making the final Dad Rank “Heavenly Father”

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

THE REAL MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA

I like Hugh just fine but making him a smoker would have shot him up to S+

It could have been a sequel to 'Nuff Said Month where instead of no dialogue there would be no comic at all. Or was there?

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Billboards in the Midwest-
INDIANA: “BURN IN HELL FOR JESUS (unless you buy a used RV from Tom’s Campers)”
MICHIGAN: “Get higher than Mothra’s tits at Bud’s Blunt n’ Bowl Bongatarium (Exit 6b!)

Having to frequently interrupt gameplay to puke up a few blood clots is about the most AAA that any game can be.

i am done with Self Care It is time for Others Harm an animorphs style photo of a blond girl turning into a cheetah

a gif by kayla shows a robot with uesc written on it Alt: A Rook Scavenger shell from Marathon examines some carrion, gif by kayla

"Sometimes I think I'm getting a little frosty myself."

I can think of one.

Urban Fervor?

LAURENCE FISHBURNE: im the king of all of the rats. every hobo works for me. i’m hobo god. I run hobo new york. now you come to me for hobo favours
JOHN WICK: [nods]
LAURENCE FISHBURNE: [laughs uproariously]

hey catch

Shinobi for Genesis

I'm having a nice Irish tea blend this afternoon because I'm a friend of Saint Patrick, if you know what I mean (I don't but it feels right)

Both Resistance and Robocop: Rogue City are both excellent, reasonably short AA mini-Fallouts that pay loving tribute to their source material. I'd love to see what they would do with Escape from New York.

The fact that the most disposable player of the field (Rook) also being the most liberated/low stress of all the choices says a lot I think.

I generally interpret this position as meaning they think they’re superior to the critical and audience darlings due to them having seen other, better movies in the past. You probably haven’t heard of them.

Preacher was a master class in well intentioned toxic masculinity.

I imagine Leon’s husband (Luis?) just prefers to keep it lowkey.

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

He’s been injected with so many boutique viruses over the years that baldness should be the least of his problems.

I feel like including a dazzling single shot SWAT raid on that trap house in the middle puts it firmly in the ‘violent authoritarian morons are terrible, but check this shit out’ red tinted grey area enjoyed by Call of Duty and most other contemporary shooters

Sinking all my liquid assets into collector plates immediately