Doing a Trump impression so good I Shat myself a little

Do I need my parental slip too?

Let me be your first patient

Native at the gas station is Guido maxxing

Hack ur notes app to release the full EmmaTM drafts

My feet are the only part of me that got invited to the diddy freak offs

Ribbit

Selfies are peepee pics to a dickhead like me

Epic rap battles of history idea: Jeffrey Epstein vs Sean Diddy Combs

You know who else had 12 reply guys

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Is this by Jeff Epstein?

Girl what were u scheming with this one??

😰😰

And god cooked

Don’t get pee mogged. Stay hydrated

Watching the Adam friendland clavicular interview and dude isn’t as bad as I thought. He reminds me of some homies but way more vain

Wow. So much power in it

Apple Watch should notify you when you’re sleeping too much

It’s said all men in uniforms are hoes. Even the mail carriers

I feel like this is the 40th time I’ve seen this sentiment in this decade

Going to give them a Glock for self defense

Peak television is Malcom in the Middle after he gets to high school

Idk why more guys don’t get acrylic nails. It’s the solution to itchy balls

Sometimes Antarctica looks like a speech bubble on a map

All that hurt for nothing 😔

Wow. Did it smell

No apple I don’t want to update my moms contact info into her full legal name

Kissinger

Hoping the food I eat is just reincarnated evil ppl so my tummy digesting it can serve as a hell of sorts