I’m holding out for the El Niiño

I assume both of you (but Gail’s will be tears of joy)

Jerry NOOOOOOOO

He’d get ratioed off the site within 24 hours. Bluesky has an autoimmune response to dipshits like him

Legit lol-ed at that scene. Such a great callback and then it seemed like they were never going to cut away from his growing cheese mountain

Legit lol-ed at that scene. Such a great callback and then it seemed like they were never going to cut away from his growing cheese mountain

Had the exact same thought when I saw the first episode of the season. It’s pretty uncanny.

Fake. You can tell by the lack of elephants holding it up

Home or witness protection, to-may-to, to-mah-to

“I wonder if he remembers-“ let me stop you right there

The long knives are out and and all of the paste-eaters in the cabinet are running with them

The strategy is clear and simple: we stepped on our own dick, and now we’re going to punch ourselves in the balls repeatedly until we dislodge it.

Fucking infuriating that a jumped up little gobshite like Hegseth is doing this, and even more infuriating that he’s in a position to do so. Can’t imagine being career military and having to watch that moron strut around and fire people he’s not fit to lick the shoes of.

Look you have to unleash your warfighting warfighters so they can fight war and part of that is making sure that every time you walk into barracks there’s a chance of getting lethally and kinetically merced by one of your drunk buddies

It’s either that, or the ghosts just said something he liked

I’ll Venmo Jerry $5 if he gets verified. I get to keep $5

“I wiped out the human species because I couldn’t stand to have Faine ask me for a caked-up Thomas again”

It’s all fun and games until the requests for wizard nipples and cloacas and Alf hogs irreversibly Jokerize the LLM and it ends up becoming Skynet

These people are fucking miserable and absolutely loathe each other and I don’t think Claude is going to be able to fix that longterm

It’s a sign that even if we win, we lose

That fucking idiot stepped in front a moving vehicle putting both Ritchson and his kids in danger…and then did it AGAIN after being insanely aggressive. He got off light imo.

“Ate” seems limiting, can we make that a spin too? Ate/had sex with/murdered/did drugs with…although some of these might overlap

Great movie and it was cool to have science be the hero after the last few years. Hope this is a giant hit, Gosling deserves it.

God Bless the USA would have me begging for death in minutes

No! Twiki died??

Depends on whether there’s an AirTag involved

Shiv, you seem disappointed that everyone doesn’t keep track of the exact position of Uranus at all times.

A still from the movie Idiocracy, showing two Fox News anchors, one of them shirtless

Yeah we’re just doing Idiocracy unironically, it’s so cool

2000 Marines 1 strait

Not sure while Tubs is going this hard. With MarkWayne leaving, he has the field to himself in the Dumbest Bitch in Congress contest. He could just relax and coast across the finish line, but I guess it’s just not as much fun for him without some horrendous racism and xenophobia.