Dinosaurs were the first incels
Posts by Christa Blackmon
Me: Ugh my four year old is SO annoying asking all these questions before she finally falls asleep.
Also Me: How do these scientists know how Dilophosaurus mated? Are they guessing based on modern bird behaviour? Did a boy dinosaur ever kill a girl dinosaur because of sexual rejection? Are humans-
Nothing helps you deal with existential crisis like recognising the Earth is older than you can even conceive of and that your mammalian ancestors had it way worse than you and never developed the language to complain about it,
My four-year old has been playing the Lilo and Stitch soundtrack on repeat for a full week now.
I’ve come to really appreciate the simplicity of that movie in this era.
Also grateful for the break from KPop Demon Hunters.
I am currently hear to choose joy and camraderie.
My first glass of wine in a long time and I’m either going to enjoy it while playing Sudoku or watching Morgan Freeman narrate CGI dinosaurs.
I was lame and proud well before parenthood.
I am mostly off of micro-sharing sites, but I just wanted to pop on to say that #BibiNetanyahu’s influence on President Trump’s decision to go to war with #Iran has nothing to do with the Jewish faith.
What if Skeletor was captured not by He-Man and imprisoned in Castle Grayskull, but instead kidnapped by the Hamburglar and locked in a McDonald’s play place?
Just curious, do we *have* to give all former US political leaders a state funeral?
Like, what is the criteria?
While I do think it’s weird two 21 year olds who are still kids themselves were allowed to adopt a baby, what the tabloids are doing to this family is far more harmful.
The public needs to leave them alone. www.boredpanda.com/millie-bobby...
Flushing Chomsky isn’t so difficult as another alleged figure like Stephen Hawking, who is no longer alive to give a statement on his association with Epstein.
Bye bye Chomskers.
“But what if Democrats or left wing voices are in the Epstein files?”
Are you paying attention? Flush them all.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Nicki Minaj collaborating with the Trump administration.
You win again, Cardi B. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Well… at least the Smithsonian museums will re-open and I won’t be hitting my head against a wall staying at home with an insanely smart and curious toddler
Congrats to America’s Sadiq Khan!
If you had told me 20 years ago that I'd be sneaking a listen to Lily Allen's new breakup album while juggling a toddler and baking from scratch on a rainy autumn day...
I'd say "That tracks". open.spotify.com/album/4Dn3Z1...
My Facebook ads are full of gossip about David Harbour and Lily Allen.
This is 100% my fault.
“Time’s glory is to calm contending kings, to unmask falsehood, and bring truth to light.” - William Shakespeare
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Ok, I managed to watch more of #Monster #EdGein, but made heavy use of the fast forward feature.
I wanted to get to the part where a #trans character (albeit a hallucination) draws a line between her and Gein’s obsession with the female body.
The dialogue is good, but odds with the rest.
I made it maybe 10 minutes into #EdGein, very impressed by Charlie Hunnam. Then I had to turn it off because Murphy had to give us an “Ed Gein: Underwear Model” scene.
Let Charlie Hunnam be average looking, damnit!
I am in a toxic relationship with #RyanMurphy.
I start his shows, all excited about the cast and the atmosphere, but I never finish them.
Radically progressive portrayals of gender, sexuality, and (sometimes) race, all wrapped up in the ickiest packaging. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/m...
I would like it if all these racists and bigots died of old age in anonymity and decrepitude, not publicly executed and crowds of people are terrorised. www.bbc.com/news/article...
One of the Jewish traditions I like most is on Passover, when Jews mourn the suffering of Egyptians even amid our liberation.
When reciting the 10 plagues during the Seder, we dip a finger into our wine and remove a drop each time.
The message is clear: you don’t rejoice in your enemy’s suffering.
The people sliding down holding their children 💔
@bariweiss “the price of flour shows the growing hunger crisis in Gaza. Important from @amitsegel in @FP”
In case you’re wondering what part of the (it’s self defense/I was always against it/I was just following orders) genocide timeline we are at.
Every time I yell at my toddler for touching gum she’s found on the ground she becomes so angry with me like I am trying to kill her spirit of curiousity but also yes I am very much trying to kill her spirit of curiousity stop touching trash damnit