This would fix me.

I’m sure they loved receiving those marks as much as you loved giving them.

“Broligarchs” should be on a shirt.

My first act shall be:
A. Bury my face between your pecs.
B. Have my head crushed between your thighs.
C. Peel away those nice shorts you have.
D. Somehow find a way to do all of the above at the same time.

It’s there, though! I knew instantly who it was, so keep going. Coach Grifter, my beloved.

bernie :)

Yes it does. Yes. It. Does.

This would fix me.

To a speedy, smooth recovery, Rutt. Only the best for the best pup.

AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal.

The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright.

(Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)

Something(s). Plural.

I’m starting with those pits.

I never thought there would be a moment in my life where I’d wish I were a computer keyboard, but here it is.

Damn bro, that’s such a pink, hairy hole. I can’t hold back, man. I gotta get in there and taste it. You okay with that, bro?

First of all, yes.
Secondly, absolutely.
Third, duh.
Eau de musk.

I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho!

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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

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Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….

Mmmyes, I doth declare this fine example of a most enlarged phallus to be, as its owner doth declare, “pretty damn good.” Or as the kids do say these morrows, unequivocally “fuckin’ bussin’.”

I want 5.
I want 8.
I need 5.
I need 8.
I crave 5.
I crave 8.
How dare you do this to me?

My friend Roderick and his wife are in a dire situation. Please help my friends with finding a new home. These are good people who deserve better. Even if you can only share, please do. Every dollar helps.

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Those thighs could easily crush a watermelon between them.

If this were 2022, I’d say something like, “And by watermelon, I mean my head.” But I think culturally, we’re past that now.

Lewds are better. I’d rather be teased into thinking there’s a possibility of someone being naked than just flat out proof.

I’m almost positive the amount of sweat on that jock strap would have a musk capable of knocking out a rhino.

For scientific purposes, we should test this on a willing subject. And by willing subject, I mean me. For science.

Why, sure, boss. I’d be glad to discuss how thorough your…hard-sticking points in your upcoming speech are.

No, nothing’s on your face. I just need you to tell your tit to stop staring at my face.

Robots typically live to serve. You just ✨serve✨.

Are they metallic or mesh? Actually, I’ll just rest against them and find out.

If pups go to heaven, it looks like this.

[insert “Goofy twirling fingers in his ears with a flustered face” GIF here]

A Sealab 2021 reference?! On my BlueSky feed?!

Maybe 2026 won’t be such a bad year after all.