Normally I’d say the president has very little control over the national economy, and that’s true, but it is actually Trump’s fault if we go into a recession six years after coming out of one

The statue being lifeless does help cement that it is impossible for it to have done anything to provoke its destruction. It is the perfect, blameless victim.

Not only is everything you need to know in the photo, it's entirely in it: there is no even theoretic extra context that could recast it.

the issue is that they have optimized CC first for their specific use case of messing with CC, and second for other anthropic employees. there are some straight up fuckups, but a lot of it is just "how much does what you are doing resemble what anthropic is doing"

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Yeah, same. The ACA and the student debt relief that did get passed were certainly not perfect and had a lot of things about them that needed to be fixed, but I think a lot of people who correctly identified those problems unfortunately forgot that things could, in fact, still get much, *much* worse

Here's hoping. I'm looking at trying to get into grad school outside the country at this point because paying an entire mortgage payments worth of extra bills every month for healthcare and student loans just because Trump broke everything with no replacement is really starting to get to me.

Thanks it's been brutal. I've been just barely able to afford it but I went from being able to reliably put 1k a month into savings to just barely breaking even on my bills

Now that they also broke the SAVE student loan repayment plan I was on and that bill is set to double too idk what to do

Looking for a new Claude Opus model

Ask the Anthropic rep if their new Claude's are crispy or wet

She doesn't understand

Pull out an illustrated diagram about what's crispy and what's wet

She laughs and says "It's a good Claude, sir"

Upgrade to max membership

It's wet

WETTEST CLAUDES

An extremely confusing mic drop with the "... is just a car you walked next to"

The first modern advertiser who does an ad like this gets all my money.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Good news for New Yorkers, bad news for rats: all trash will be in rat-proof bins by the end of 2031.

No more black bags on the sidewalks — it’s time to put a lid on it.

I went from $150 a month to $1250 a month for the same plan. A cool 800% increase

no one will ever throw people under the bus like this guy, the best ever to do it

"we have to keep you out of school so they don't put you on medication to turn you into a zombie" is what your parents tell you when they want to keep you home to turn you into a monster. as you can see here, it works

This might be the most annoyed I've ever been that I didn't think of a joke first

A male zebra finch on a perch, leaning towards and looking at the camera.

Beep is checking in to make sure you aren’t doom scrolling 🐥🫵

Tbh, all theological considerations aside if you really stop to think about it, JD Vance was a dweeb who started a beef with a hater from Chicago. This strikes me as unwise on a fundamental level.

This is due to the rise of super labs that are able to crank out math on an industrial scale and are flooding the market with dirt cheap math.

It was better when math was only being made by bikers and academics.

the problem with resource arguments about AI is that essentially every problem with AI would be worsened by fixing them

i think we have to admit that an optional autotranslate is, in fact, a killer feature

>Gets interviewed by 60 Mins Australia
>Send their hottest male reporter to mess with him
>Walks out of interview partway through
>ODs on stream shortly after the interview airs

What did he mean by this?

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

Polymarket @Polymarket JUST IN: FEMA official who repeatedly claimed he teleported to a Waffle House has been "sidelined" from operations and ordered to stop posting about teleporting. Last edited 6:18 PM · Apr 14, 2026 · 844K Views https://x.com/polymarket/status/2044178511577976919

lol

crazy that a president and vice president may be excommunicated in our time for blaspheme commentary and i'm so excited. it may not happen, but the thought of it?? peak.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking