I’ve always said that about you. 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️

HIDDEN!!!! 📦👁️👁️📦

Anyway does any one want one of my 500 book lights? Or need to install a walk in shower? I’ve got a hookup.

My late grandfather (notorious prankster and scoundrel, memelord before his time) signed all of his grandchildren up for AARP. I still get their mail to this day. He passed in 2020. He would be overjoyed to know he’s still got it post mortem.

Fucking look at her

(thank you @prettyflowers58.bsky.social for taking the photo)

Watched The Substance today. @valscho.bsky.social and I couldn’t stop saying: “There’s too much fucking shit on me.”

IT JUST DUSTS RIGHT OFF!!!!

Finally willed myself into liking cilantro. Things are looking up.