it's hogan vs. rock if your icons of wrestling were the default create-a-wrestler from 2 different WWE smackdown games

i don't watch them, but the clips i've been subjected to as of late keep giving me bash 2000 vibes

if nothing else put a question mark where you think you put it and come back later

and you just know someone cataloging an "annoying dorks" mute/block list would just wind up either power-tripping or having some weird bigoted grudge, so you gotta go in manually to remove these killjoys

just did my annual "homework but you get arrested if you do it wrong" and paid uncle sam his annual vig; now he can go spend it on one one-millionth of a jet that'll get shot down and auctioned off for parts on iranian/iraqi tiktok

remember, it ain't tribalism to say "fuck the fed" #wrestlesky 🤼

okada begging off is never not fuckin funny as hell; born to be a goof, cursed to be the GOAT #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

darby, there are easier ways to beat a guy up, i promise #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

you ain't earned those funkin' tights maxwell #AEWRevolution #AEW 🤼

gabe is extra pissed because lio rush already upstaged him in the "running like a goblin" department tonight #AEWRevolution #AEW 🤼

so who gets the "C" sewn onto one of those jackets #AEWRevolution #AEW 🤼

find someone who loves you like cash loves eating shit on the guardrail #AEWRevolution #AEW 🤼

even at the game he stays sipping

tony is actively conspiring for the outrunners to lose this match, as they have it written in their contracts that any purses have to be adjusted for 1983 figures, which means this $200k is like 5 mil or something these days #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

can't believe they made a waluigi glem

like the whole vibe of the character is that he's a "midnight monster movie" host who daylights as a pro wrestler, so the moment i saw they used real wood for the "mystery box" instead of the flimsiest, cheapest MDF money can buy, i knew he was donezo

i think ultimately, save the "tequila" gag (that no TV company is likely to get music rights for) or convincing TNT to revive monster-vision with him as host, AEW did pretty much all you can do with the character. just not as much room for growth compared to other "comedy" characters like colt or OC

briefly i had a question of "who has more heel heat; don callis or ICE," but clearly there's plenty of room for both #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

does claudio have any kids? if this is him without any kids, acquiring his dad strength might put him within earshot of the incredible hulk #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

rascalz please watch out, when cash says he's going to "light you up" he's not doing a weed pun #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

demand is in trouble, horsecock has synchronized gear #AEWColiision #AEW 🤼

if you aren't willing to smash the cover star through a broadcast table with the cop killa, maybe you shouldn't be in the world title hunt #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼

it begs the question of if money were no object, would tom cruise be a game muppet show guest

justified "fuck ICE" chants tonight on #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

#AEWDynamite viewers any time andrade wrestles now:
#AEW 🤼

a satchel ass like mark davis' is something to not be taken lightly #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

clark, you can't just leave your child in the middle of the venue access slope like that #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

josh needs to start copying the valentine gimmick and start wearing shirts with old-school letter decals saying "i broke kota's leg" #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

i still remember when alan angels having a fun 8 minutes or so with THE kenny omega to fill TV time during the early pandemic was considered an unconscionable sin in the "pundit-sphere"