gonna start bringing people into my room and making them pick out their favorite movies from my dvd/bluray/vhs collection. call that the cody closet

getting that SRS (speed racer surgery)

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"

Romeo deadass thought Lin Manuel Miranda was a trans man

to be fair, the only people still watching these have already self-selected as the exact people who will tolerate this

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Happy 4/20 everyone

I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

my highest rated review on the movie site

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

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(kimmy schmidt voice) unclockable

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Not gaydar but some other secret thing

we're gonna make it work bc I'm an ally 💋

forgot how small my feet are and bought a pack of men's socks on accident

really funny how much hype I WANT YOUR SEX got for the charli casting specifically

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

sosdoestats on instagram is good for all around work!

body-ody-oxenfree

3D-Printed Homes, an Abandoned $590,000 Deposit, the FBI: What Really Happened in This Small Town? Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix Cairo, Illinois’ housing crisis. More than a year later, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. And the more we asked questions, the weird...

This is such a bonkers story. Grifters, abject incompetence, both? www.propublica.org/article/3d-p...

what's everyone doing for 9/11 this year, it's a big one, 25 years

I'm gonna direct a music video :)

Read that again. This Louisiana bill forces homeless people to choose between jail and "treatment"—and if they can't pay for the latter, they will be forced to perform unpaid labor.

The historical precedents are clear: convict leasing, Black Codes, debtor's prison.

t4t couple guy named Lucky Strike and girl named Virgina Slim...

Jury Finds That Ticketmaster and Live Nation Had an Anticompetitive Monopoly Over Big Concert Venues A jury has found that concert giant Live Nation and its Ticketmaster subsidiary had a harmful monopoly over big concert venues, dealing the company a loss in a lawsuit over claims brought by dozens of...

A jury has found that concert giant Live Nation and its Ticketmaster subsidiary had a harmful monopoly over big concert venues, dealing the company a loss in a lawsuit over claims brought by dozens of U.S. states.

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/

queen of "if you can't say anything nice"

texted my mom yesterday about my hysto date and she has Not responded 👍

don’t worry girls *reloading clip* he can’t hurt you anymore