*sees you off to the Oomf Wars*

Closed the app, immediately reopened it to see what was new.

What would you do if you found the pumpkin I live in :)

Cuddly!

Vintage vindaloo

No, cogito ergo sum is Latin.

Yayy ^^ fresh pyjamas~

You look like if a witch made herself eternally young.

Oomfie wait here while I go clean my toe beans.

I guess Descartes was right when he stated that [Speaks foreign language].

Happy birthday!

Oomfie… you're spriting too high on the sprog.

As they say in [inaudible]:
J'älsker gli brüstarino's.

I will miss you when you're gone, and can I have your possessions?

What if instead of employers, we had mpreggers.

@glitterlich.bsky.social came up with this one.

Both computey and Steam like to beepboop at me when the battery gets to 10% and I like to let them.

Hey let's go be normal together.

Oomfie, quit gnawing on the walls.

On a scale from 0 to 20, how tantalising is oomf?

righting wrongs and spriting sprongs

If my account ever gets suspended, I want you to get re-oomfied and send cat gifs with someone new.

I'm in deep bowl of pizza soup with this one, oomfs.

If I had been the creator, it would have been Oomfily Gay.

Would you rather be a creation, or Croatian?

Yesterday I had beetroots and later and when I blew my nose it came out purple.

Coming out as eepy-sleepy.

What if they made a cookie which was also a pizza.

If they caught influenza, they could call themselves FLU2.

Something which is nice about being face-blind is that if the cosplay is accurate enough, then that's the character. The brown-haired Vault dweller from the Fallout TV show for instance, I've seen her a number of times.