Roadster won't make much of an impact on revenue, Musk concedes... but that's not why we go into business, am I right?

Flat, illustrated poster graphic of a Florida Scrub-Jay in flight titled "I'm worth more than 100 tech bros!"

*kid walks by wearing a case of beer as shorts*

i should do laundry

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it”

so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

bsky.app/profile/efre...

Til about Hardcore Henry.

trouser schnitzel

What do Levi’s, Hanes, and Chewy have in common?

California AG Rob Bonta just revealed evidence alleging that Amazon used its power to pressure them, and countless other brands, to inflate prices of listings on rival online marketplaces as part of wide-ranging price-fixing scheme.

From a shark's POV, obvs.

Here, smear some solitude over you, wherever it hurts.

one of the problems with the pre-trump immigration system was that when you tried to explain to people how complicated and byzantine the process for coming here legally was, they simply would not believe you

trump has "fixed" this by simply making it impossible to come here legally

So whose pappy got got by the SPLC to prompt this revenge?*
Or is this to foster a Renaissance as early last century?

*(Was the group involved when Daddy Drumpf fled a white robe rally?)

El carrusel sigue dando vueltas 🤷🏽‍♂️

"I'll bloom ANY way"

"It's done"

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Pagliacci

Some people have all the fun

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

Looks like the prosecutors couldn’t make it stand up in court

ah yes, personal freedom, that thing that is always present IN THE MILITARY

Did we find Baby Hitler?[arewerhebaddies.gif]

INFOWARS & @infowars •5h Video: 'Homophobic' 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him 'There Is No Mama'

you’re telling me that this is *not* @theonion.com?

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

My favorite part of Star Wars was when Ripley would give a hysterical guy the Vulcan pinch thingy

4/20 was a lot more fun before the cdc started making us all shoot bath salts up our peeholes

math nerds celebrate on 1/5