We must carry His spirit. It is time

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We're off to a good start here
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+1 bag of trash picked from my street! I should probably start recording the number of bags and weight of what I pick...

Male turkey on a leaf-strewn patch of grass

MALE CLOCKED

Zoomed out photo of a bird feeder in the backyard, in front of mossy/brown woods. The blue bird feeder is on a pole, and a wild turkey is at the base of it

Zoomed in photo of a wild turkey from behind. It's on a leaf covered patch of ground, pecking at the ground for bits of seed

First time the birdfeeder has caught a turkey ☠️

Delaying booking a return flight back to my house in case my idiot president launches a nuclear war tonight. Even if he eats shit and walks away tonight, don't let anyone forget how fucking stupid this moment was. Don't let kids forget how close we are to annihilation, provided we make it.

A SKLETON VERY TIRED AND OVER STIMULATED "FEELS LIKE IM A KID AGAIN" TOO BAD I HATED THAT SHIT!!! TOO BAD I HATED EXISTING AT THE WHIM OF A BUNCH OF DIFFRENT PEOPLE THAT DIDENT REALLY LIKE ME, UNDER THREAT OF COMPLETE DESTRUCTION BY OUR OWN GOVERMENT, AND OTHER GOVS, ECT ECT ANY WAY DA REST OF DA TEXT "COMPLETELY POWERLESS, NUCLEAR ANNIHILIATION THREATS, NO ONES HELPING, CONSTANT IMPENDING FEELING OF DOOM, FANTASIZE ABOUT LIVING IN 1800S OR 2300S ANY TIME THATS NOT NOW, THERE MAKING A SUPER MARIO MOVIE" WELL HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ AND MANIFESTING JUST 1 LUCKY BLOOD CLOT IN 1 UNLUCKY GUY COULD BE ANYONE DONT SAY WHO JUST THINK ABOUT IT ALOT AND REALLY HARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THIS SUCK'S LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Hi, world is extremely fucking scary right now and I don't know what to do about it

Update, it's all gone 🪄

Heavily snowing image of my backyard. Light coating on the walkway, grass, and in the woods

??????????

Environmental storyingtelling: pair of boxers in the restroom trash can at AMC

More deets dropped on Tele exploit.
It's Android and Linux only, from animated stickers AND
disabling media downloads won't stop it. Because stickers download anyways, they're not media to tele

I have no idea if telegram X is affected but I'm gonna start researching that :3

I hate when this happens to me every Monday

The magical red line suggests more than usual today lol

*Look up the ioniq 5 ICCU failure issue if you decide you want one. At present, the charge controller -will- die on you in 2-4 years, at which point you'll be waiting weeks/months for replacement (thankfully under warranty).

Ask @aeronib.bsky.social how he knows ☠️

The ioniq 5 is pretty decent hardware-wise*, but really annoying software-wise (unintuitive and bad quality). Also subscription hell for basic software features, like remote lock/unlock, preheat, and I think steer assist.

Happy "Microsoft 365 is having issues" day to those who celebrate

it was a fun time :D! some great pics by @aeronib.bsky.social too!!

I can't stop thinking about this perfect photo

I love this gray idiot

vvv cute fit :3

solemnly thinking of and reminiscing about my favorite American novel, the brorhers karamosov, and reflecting on my insight and intelligence,,,,,,

why does every fursuit look like this now

Green bat fursuit being subjected to spicy stickers on a dance floor

Green bat fursuit covered in orange stickers that read "SPICY"

Afflicted @taco.snep.haus

Sometimes with the 24-hour news cycle we miss important local news, and it’s only through the valiant efforts of local journalists that we get news you can use like this.

Oh but for specific recs, I always forgor the names lol.

@aeronib.bsky.social help!!!! What did we buy this year?