Marche Lorraine for best new Umamusume of 2026.

Alex Jones rates wrestlers

#AEW

It should be the law that if your neighbor can smell your cooking, you're obligated to serve them. I smell a barbecue and now I want it. :(

There's only one possible team that could fit those Wildcard portraits. AND NOW THEY'RE ALL ELITE, BABY. #AEW

I *cannot* comprehend people wanting AJ to retire in TNA. The only things from AJ's time that are still there are Eric Young and Kaz. AJ would absolutely dwarf the current roster and it'd be ridiculous for anyone to go over him. It'd be like putting Cena in your local indie.

Muhammad Hassan's titantron is a lot less menacing if you cut out the music and pretend him and Daivari are just a couple good friends traveling America and showing you their slideshow. #WWE

I only watched the last 5 minutes of TNA and yet I feel like I just sat through 2 hours of pure shit. Good lord.

It's funny that all the people complaining about Larian using AI in early production that won't be in the final product, will all still buy Divinity on day one.

Every time Triple H tries to hype up his latest run of bad booking. #WWE

hey wwe, what the f is that dragon lee render and why does it feel like now i'm cursed with visions that will haunt me even after im dead

Quan Chi lookin ahh

From the creator of Breaking Bad, Pluribus, by Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad, director of Breaking Bad, executive producer of Breaking Bad, head writer of Breaking Bad. Did we mention Breaking Bad? Breaking Bad.

HOLY CRAP I GET IT, MARKETING TEAM. STOP.

#AEWDynamite

It's fun leaving my marketing email on my long time inactive Youtube channel, because I'll get the wildest sponsorship offers

"We think your channel would be perfect for our camping radar"

Oh yeah, I'm sure my professional wrestling related channel fits like a glove, you donkey.

Hey, how you doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya something that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?

AYY BITCH WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK #AEW

The year is 2033. Mercedes has won every title in professional wrestling. Even the male titles. Her entrance takes 26 hours for the line of people behind carrying her belts. She's currently known as two thousand six hundred and twenty seven belts Moné. Scratch that, twenty eight. #AEW

Holy crap, The Conglomeration tron with The One Billy Gunn works shockingly well. Literally the only thing I edited was the music 48 seconds in so the two would end at the same time, but everything else is completely natural. #AEW

At this rate, here's what the Don Callis Family will look like by 2026. #AEW

"They should re-sign Andrade now that he's out of WWE!"

Hell no. Guy had his chance and jumped ship at the first opportunity. It's not like he was such a game changer the first time that we need him back. Sign talent who want to be there. Not talent who use you for leverage.

Posted with no context. (I don't think the context would help anyway) #AEW

I wanna see Mark Briscoe do the Jushin Liger championships entrance, but instead of titles, it's a line of women holding up his 9 kids.

He also uses them as foreign objects when the ref is bumped.

BAH GAWD HE HIT 'EM WITH A TODDLER #AEW

#AEWDynamite

HERE'S A STORY
OF A 7 TIME IWGP CHAMPION
4 TIME G1 CLIMAX WINNER
AND THE CURRENT AEW UNIFIED CHAMPION

Family Guy ahh lookin death pose #AEWDynamite

Man, the front man of Black Sabbath and now the former bassist of Metallica. Rough couple days for the music industry. #RIPHulkHogan

Me after eating a rack of ribs without napkins or a bib #AEW

My reaction to Mariah May's NXT name. #WWENXT

*whispers*

"The finger thing means the money."