Woo! Strip-tease kabedon! xD

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Pour Me a Draft - Part 4 | The Stable Transformations Get more from The Stable Transformations on Patreon

Robert learns that becoming a horse is the only way an adjunct professor can afford to raise two kids, and than when a mad scientist tells you that he's a kinky pervert with an oral fixation, believe him.
Read the whole story, and others, on #Patreon for $3/mo.
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Disaster Queers: Night at the Museum — Transcendent Fiction Publishing A Queer Heist, A Prehistoric Egg, and Absolutely No Plan The Disaster Queers live up to their name—broke, gay, reckless, and fresh off a tavern brawl that landed them a fifteen-thousand-gold fine. ...

Ran, Di, Emmlie, Leon: reckless, unqualified, catastrophically gay.

Magic. Monsters. Flirting as a public safety risk.

Can’t buy? Sharing helps massively 💜 Indie books live on word of mouth.

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Name Four Non-Person Things That Make Your Life Livable:

1) Greyhounds

2) Comics

3) Novels

4) David Bowie albums

Name Four Non-Person Things That Make Your Life Livable:
1) Writing after morning caffeine
2) Walking around my apt. w/ headphones on
3) Cheesecake, nuff said
4) Not a house, not a bigger place, but the cat I'll be able to adopt once we have enough space and money. Until then, I dream. 😸

Apparently, it is #NationalPetDay, so feel free to post pics of your kitties, doggos, sneks, bunnies, horsies, beardies, birdies, hedgies, etc. on your feeds. You already do this anyway, but this works as an excuse to. :D Besides, aren't they CUTE?!
@gailsimone.bsky.social

Oh no! My Mom was left handed! And my paternal grandmother! AM I STILL EVEN HUMAN?!? 😵‍💫👽

a man in a denim jacket is sitting in a library and saying ugh , i 'm crushed . ALT: a man in a denim jacket is sitting in a library and saying ugh , i 'm crushed .

Whelp, looks like Ocean will have to go to dinner in just a black Speedo, cuffs, and a bowtie.
Damn.

Night at the Museum (Disaster Queers Book 1) Amazon.com: Night at the Museum (Disaster Queers Book 1) eBook : Cybe, Alison: Kindle Store

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A week ago, “Disaster Queers: Night at the Museum” launched 💜

Queer fantasy heist: chaotic found-family idiots, museum job goes VERY wrong, prehistoric murder-egg, magic + bad decisions.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGX53JWS

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Part 4 of Furros is up on the #Patreon.
Matthew meets up with the soldier who protected him on his escape from Earth, and learns what "going native" can entail for immigrants. Also dating a dragon, yes or no? This is a #Sci-Fi #Romance, so you can probably guess. xD
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A flag with a purple bar, gray bar, white bar, gray bar, and purple bar in that order to show the gray ace flag

Meowdy Passengers and happy Asexuality Day! I will use this chance to remind you all Asexuality is a spectrum that many can fall under like me who's Gray-Ace!

People who identify as gray-asexual may experience sexual attraction that occurs infrequently, at low intensity, or in an ambiguous ways!

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Part 3 is live on Patreon!
It is amazing what a guy will sign, without reading, in exchange for the *possibility* of a larger penis, isn't it?
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Buy direct from the publisher from the second link! More for small presses and authors, less for Bezos. Amazon has enough money. :)
#BuyIndie

Cover art of Disaster Queers: Night at the Museum, by Alison Cybe. Featuring a female elf in a closet, struggling to fit in between brooms and other cleaning equipment. Art by Maxa.

The Disaster Queers have been unleashed!

Night at the Museum, by @aligundam.bsky.social is now available direct from the TF Publishing store or Amazon!

Queer found-family hijinks! Unhinged heist shenanigans! Terrible flirting.

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Husband showed me the pilot of Digital Circus. Unrelated note: I want to say how grateful I am for having access to an NPP. antidepressants, and healthy outlets for anxiety during depressive downswings and shame spirals. I won't entertain nightmare scenarios that ask "But, what if you *didn't*? :D"

Reality altering your obliques into lust handles

#NoKings at San Francisco’s ocean beach — protesters joined to form a human banner saying Trump must go now.

At Democratic #NoKings protests, they used flags to wave.

At Republican #Jan6 protest, they used flags to assault police officers.

The two parties are *not* the same.

That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Skunk: Part 3 & Finale. | The Stable Transformations Get more from The Stable Transformations on Patreon

The finale of Murphy MacVicar's tale! All on the #Patreon.
I liked this concept and setting, I might go back to it. #Gay #Furry #Isekai should be a thing, if it isn't already. :)
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Hi all! I'm Ali; I'm a bitter old TTRPG creator, novelist, goth-punk. Nice to meet'cha!
🔵Website- cybeswebsite.com
🔵BlueSky- @aligundam.bsky.social
🔵Facebook- www.facebook.com/profile.php?...
🔵Discord- alicybe (ask for Telegram)
🔵Patreon- patreon.com/AlisonCybe

I'm pushing *fifty* and even *I* know that's from Harry Potter to activate the Marauder's Map.
And because it's from Harry Potter and I'm almost 50? I need to say:
#TransRights
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#BIPOCRights
#LGBTQIAP+Rights
#TransPeopleAren'tBroken
Phew! xD

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Pt. 1 now Free on the #Patreon.
#Dystopian #Sci-fi. Earth is gutted, hyper-capitalism & the ultra-rich rule over the Impoverished, and the only work is off-planet for the company stores. Creatives have a way out, if they're good *and* lucky.
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Yes, exactly. You got it in one.

How many times have you heard, "Well, that's just how my *character feels*!" from their very, very obvious self-insert stand-in, and had to deal with the fallout when they got super-defensive and blew up the session with their drama?

I'm so, so tired of the "Yay my D&D party is a found family and we all vent about our backstory traumas together between dungeons" play style. Can it please just fucking die?

Is it a "I can't afford/won't go to therapy so all of you can help me work through some shit while the GM cries because one round of combat has lasted the entire 5 hr. session, and it's only the first session of the campaign so the GM had to instigate a battle to herd all of us cats back onto task?"

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Matthew *finally* arrives on Furros, escaping a hyper-capitalist hellscape to a post-scarcity Utopia populated by #furries.
Can you tell I was in my 20s when I came up with this idea? xD
Parts 1-3 are on the #Patreon, and I'm working on Part 5.
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Egg balancing - Wikipedia

Happy Vernal Equinox!
Learned about the urban legend of balancing an egg on its broad end. That's a concept for a fat art: a pear shaped fur having to stand perfectly still while a friend giggles about 'balancing an egg" on the equinox.
"Ha! It's TRUE!"
:eyeroll:
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