Vulture, who has been hanging out with a bad crowd: Dad, what do we eat?

Vulture dad, who is also the band Kansas:

I guess there's no way to recall in PA?

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

A chokepoint, Persians and Greeks, and a lot of oil. I've seen this movie.

A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"

[Sade voice 🎵]

"You don't need to call your wife, you can drive this out of the lot today!"

If you play The Wizard of Oz with the sound turned down and press play on Björk's album Vespertine, you'll get to listen to Vespertine and it's really nice

theoretically it's something, but i can't find it

Phil Hartman playing Ronald Reagan in an SNL sketch

Rosie the riveter, with a speech bubble above her head

Like plumbing is hard?

a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache is sitting in a bowling alley . ALT: a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache is sitting in a bowling alley .

I was going for "far from it" but you've got a point!

maple leaf backpack

We're gonna get there. It's gonna happen soon and it's going to be amazing.

I think we're all done with Bonaparte.

Is that an eastern thing?

The Man’s Too “Strong” to acknowledge we are now So Far Way from seeing Heavy Fuel moving Southbound Again.

Once Upon A Time In The West, a Money For Nothing situation like this would get a nation’s leader a Ride Across The River.

Now, his supporters On Every Street just shrug and say “Why Worry?”

Rose goes on a long journey to get rid of a piece of jewelry that everyone seems to want.

as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them

TIL about zinc

Laminarmaxxing

I want to Jameela to love me for my raw sexual energy, not my brilliance.

Really makes you think about the potential amperage of the giant gas tank sitting under a normal gas station.

A very worried looking Imperial officer who has just been promoted.

I slept through the events of 9/11

I get what people are going for with the "Draft Barron" stuff but I think it would make the point better if it was someone Trump knows personally

What happens when an immovable cringe meets an unstoppable vibe?

the tee shirt doesn't even have to work for any ayatollah

this is clearly an Andy Kaufman character.

I'm still waiting for the Idris Elba Yoda.