Holy cats Trump did a good thing! He should hurry up and die now before he screws it up.
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It has TORTOISE EYEBALLS!
Oh okay
I had trouble getting started on work this morning, because Todd kept shouting out all the crimes that Pope Leo is weak on.
"Bishops pocketing communion wafers! Graffiti in the Vatican! SHADY CANDELABRA BUSINESS."
I had trouble getting started on work this morning, because Todd kept shouting out all the crimes that Pope Leo is weak on.
"Bishops pocketing communion wafers! Graffiti in the Vatican! SHADY CANDELABRA BUSINESS."
We've read the Ramona books to Vesper so many times their covers are in rags. Happy birthday BC!
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Seriously, I'd rather get Alzheimer's the old fashioned way.
You'll know if I ever use AI in a book, because then I will collapse on the floor writhing from shame until I expire and melt into a puddle of ignominious goo.
Abolish it. The agents are guilty of crimes against humanity; throwing them in prison is the moderate position.
I can remember when we took this song for granted. Now when the kids at my daughter's school--full of immigrant and refugee children--sing it, it sounds so brave and bright and fierce.
Vesper asked me to draw a "weird rabbit" this morning and then they did the rest. Sketchbook drawing with my cutie on weekend mornings is the sweetest.
A lovely thing about having Mamdani as mayor: you go to a protest and there's no kettling, no tear gas, no visible cops at all really. The city can speak its heart with no harassment.
NYC: we're barely moving, it's so packed. I can't guess how big it is but holy cats it's not small.
Really great that they're planning to festoon American currency with a lousy drawing of pubic hair.
Oh thank you!!! I do hope so. Also I'm happy you're writing again!
I'm going to make chocolate pudding and roast a squash and carmelize some onions to get ready for the friends who are coming for dinner and game night, and then I'm going to go protest fascism and the rape and murder of children.
Oh thank you Tammy!
ICYMI
HEY EVERYBODY I'VE GOT NEWS!
This book is very dear to my heart, fired by equal parts fury and adoration for Turn of the Screw, and I'm so thrilled that it found its perfect home at Holiday House! (The title is probably going to change.)
Please share widely!
๐๐๐ฉท! Thank you Gianna!
HEY EVERYBODY I'VE GOT NEWS!
This book is very dear to my heart, fired by equal parts fury and adoration for Turn of the Screw, and I'm so thrilled that it found its perfect home at Holiday House! (The title is probably going to change.)
Maybe *her* mind is made up.
I'm going to shut down my Patreon; I'm just too overwhelmed to keep on top of it and the stress of trying is out of proportion to the rather small amount it adds to my income.
I know everything is fucked--but this, too, is fucked.
The Woman Nobody Asks About Is the Person Connecting Every Thread of the Epstein Network
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It's awesome.
You're welcome! I hope you like it.
I just read Olga Ravn's THE WAX CHILD and it was aggressively weird and brilliant.