amazon and anthropic announce an ouroboros dick sucking session

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

why yes, ladies...

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

got a lot to think about...

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

To the doomers who keep saying Trump will rig the 2026 and 2028 elections: Do not concede in advance

im computer and i love u

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asking wisconsin oomfies: do people actually use the term "wisco"

To all who celebrate

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#pokemon
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happy easter, have a bunny

the goddamn company itself is calling its own game a trojan horse to spread AI acceptance

fuck this game forever, fuck these devs. do not trust any amount of backpedaling.

Wawa Japan is excited to announce a collaboration with Touhou Project, a collection of works created by Team Shanghai Alice! We are excited to welcome Reimu Hakurei, Marisa Kirisame, and many more characters to refuel at Wawa! Stay tuned for details to come.

happy tdov i'm still nb and if i have to be visible today i'd appreciate some help w/ bills in exchange ko-fi.com/flatluigi

[Clone Hero] Frums - Undiscardable (Chart Preview) YouTube video by Raspberry Ale

i have finally released a standalone chart after god knows how long. happy tdov.

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever

A fake map of the US titled “Favorite Grocery Stores by Region” The fake region names include “Pacific Northwet” and “The Mid-Up” The fake supermarket names include “Korb Torsons” and “Food Mommy”

I have no idea what you’re talking about, the Minotaur by my house is great

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Seems so odd to me how consistently quickly people are ready to hate Chappell Roan. This isn’t the first time and it honestly feels more than just the standard mysoginy towards women singers.

my son Portal 2 is so based!! he's always got his "dwinky baba" full of WHOLE milk and he doesn't know how restaurants work 🤣🤣🤣 he eats $30 mcdonalds burgers ordered on doordash by a sushi chef who's afraid i'll use my money and influence to ruin his life 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's 25 and has never used stairs 😂🤣

OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks

Palentines Rika

Spheal Day ( #タマザラシの日 )

Good morning! It is now March 22nd in Japan, which means it is Spheal Day ( #タマザラシの日 )!

The current administration is really living up to its promise of bringing back Spartan military ethos by talking loudly and losing more than winning.

This is the conservative pitch to most Americans:

Sure, you might be suffering as a result of our policies, but other people -- people who are different from you, people you don't like -- they're suffering a lot more than you, so it all works out.