condition is life-threatening for me, but not for you oddly enough

the limit is one megabutt and having seen your butt in other pictures i believe yours is at least two if not three megabutts in size

I don't see the problem

waxing my legs with a purity seal from Warhammer 40K

just had like six follow farming bots follow me in a row ugh

A sad looking pickle in a cowboy outfit captioned please stop beating off without full firmness, it causes a venous leak. you don't get the full experience without the AI generated jingle that goes along with it

important PSA from tiktok

she belongs in a museum

mb stands for megabutt

“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune. I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

A bright yellow kiosk stands in stark contrast to the background.

A vintage photo showing two people at a beach kiosk

One of my favorite Yugoslav designs is the K67 modular kiosk. Injection molded modular plastic building often used for newspaper vendors, coffee shops and info kiosks. Could be linked together like legos. www.archpaper.com/2023/01/univ...

PSA : Layla Law Gisiko spoke at a rally with Curtis Sliwa and far right MAGA council member Vickie Paladino against the affordable housing ballot measures Curtis Sliwa Vickie Paladino Blaylalawgisiko

so, uh, one of the bluest city council districts in Manhattan might elect a NIMBY MAGA Trojan horse candidate who rallied with republicans against affordable housing ballot measures

if you live on the west side please go vote and rank Carl Wilson AND @lindseyboylan.bsky.social to stop her!

A sad looking pickle in a cowboy outfit captioned please stop beating off without full firmness, it causes a venous leak. you don't get the full experience without the AI generated jingle that goes along with it

important PSA from tiktok

Control

also she has a bunch of IRL community, which seems like an antidote to the burning reactor fire

i worry about Nova sometimes, granted she doesn't seem to post there a bunch

and you're so good at it too!

I'm not saying it's aliens... but it's aliens

holy shit he's got ancient aliens hair

that's so aesthetic!!

it's like Havana syndrome but they're doing it to themselves on purpose

A really expensive looking black laptop bag

when they tell you to secure the bag THIS IS THE BAG THAT YOU SECURE

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

it's an extant form of life

that's two more than i was aware of! gosh, that's terrifying

interacting with the cool mutual while full of fear and anxiety

mood

Garfield fucking a bike

Garfield fucking a bike #GarfieldFuckingABike

guess we're Doing War again!!!!

...no doubt has more than one song??

denis villeneuve: In my movie I depicted sicario as a cautionary tale

trump administration: at long last, we are doing a Sicario from the classic movie "Don't Do a Sicario"

Illustration of a knight holding a sword Next to the sword, the following text can be read: Is this guy bothering you queen?

2C Jordan (drugs version)