the 2001 mariners didn't have me

not even the one ring can stop what's coming

You're welcome!

I’ll give him $6

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get your filthy bbq hands off of my beloved picollo

fucking watch me

feeling like maui from moana from all the times i’ve been telling mariners fans ‘you’re welcome’

i signed him so you all would shut the hell up about the guy who went to texas

alright first of all cut it out

Ahoy 🫡

POBO LOG: DAY 4 OF FREE AGENCY

called juan soto and pitched renaming concessions to SOTO PIZZA

he asked about money and i hung up

some players just don’t understand a good business decision when they see one

not my fault the players i get don’t do their job

that’s why i fired scott

someone better be wishin for uncle john to give me a gosh dang budget

ill trade whoever the hell i want pal

get ready to learn mark canha pal

i always get my man

buddy I’m gonna sign him even harder now

i'll put that nerd in a locker

tommy la stella won't answer my calls

buddy if you want pain i'll just trade cal

i see some of you decided to follow me

what, following me for the last 9 years wasn't enough?

thought about just sending hollander to san antonio this week to get some practice

i don't even know the last time I talked to scott bore-ass

see scott, I can make up cool nicknames too you hack

you mariners fans are all the same

all you care about is winning and spending money and have you once for a second thought about how cool all of my trades are?

show some damn respect