*waves*

Okay well I’ve now done an update by sussing out who @petitenymphet.bsky.social follows!

Ooh ok this is also a good idea....

Ah yes the old livejournal days, where I listed 'porn' as an interest and my mum saw it and went off like a banana in the sun 😆

I'm terrible at checking my socials! I feel ya

Figuring out who to watch on this platform is basically as easy as going to @jennahasredhair.bsky.social and following everyone they follow 😍 #cheatcode

Getting as much gym done as I can before the weather turns cold and I don't leave the house for 3 months...

Thanks matey!

This is my annual vacation pic, the one where I'm determined to tick all the boxes even when the weather report says 20 degrees and thunderstorms. Hope you're all having a safe , chill holiday season ❤️❤️❤️

me: a lot of tiktok trends are kink/fetish content
a rube: you just have porn brain

Threads algorithm is bad it keeps showing me people who aren’t sluts

Pretty much.

Proof that I'm a walking contradiction

My latest thrift store find

Nails for a special occasion 🦄

As someone who volunteers at festivals (that's me, fourth from right, front row, with the team I was leading at Glasto 2023) I'll do a 🧵 on Burning Man and what climate change means for your favourite festivals.

A friend helped me pick out a new lipstick colour last week...I think they nailed it 💄💋

My mate Tess is a top-notch sexuality educator and they're running an 'Intro to impact play' workshop through Passionfruit in Melbourne. If you're curious about kink, this is a great place to start!

www.passionfruitshop.com.au/collections/...

A selfie of me, I have a pink and a teal circle around my eyes, red on the tip of my entire nose, and pink on my lips and cheeks - making a clown face. I am wearing a half pink and half blueish greenish wig.

Same look, this time you can see my pink flowery bra. I am leaned to the side, expressionless.

Same look from the front. I am smiling with my head tilted to the side.

Same look but closer up. I am slightly smiling in a sort of weird fashion. You can see my cleavage.

New clown look just dropped 🍭🥳💕

I wanna have fun with this again. No more comparing myself or trying to be perfect. I'm just a silly little guy having a good time ~

Ah, it's on my list! Thanks for reminding me Nick ☺️ and I'm so glad you got to meet Riley finally ❤️❤️❤️

I love me a good piece of fancy toast. Just look at this one!

Hello! Welcome to the 'other place' lol

Oh boy, this is my jam. #InverteFest

😘

Another selfie from Saturday night. Unblurred pic in the comments 😈

Saturday afternoons be like...

Sensual & Sensory Play: October 19th 2023 WHEN: Thursday 19th October 2023 WHERE: Upstairs at the Passionfruit Store. Access is not wheelchair friendly at this time but our downstairs space will be available soon. WHO: This workshop is for al...

Melbourne folks who want to up their bedroom game would do well to check out this workshop... it's being run by an excellent sexuality educator friend of mine who has top-notch s3x skills!

www.passionfruitshop.com.au/collections/...

I enjoyed that immensely, thank you!

One for the ladies: 3 useful ideas for women who see sex workers Are you a woman who's considering paying a sex professional? Here are some useful ideas for having an enjoyable experience.

"Allowing yourself to be spoiled is one of the best things about a professional session. It might feel uncomfortable at first, but it's worth making the effort."

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