A statement from the six remaining Geoffs calling for an end to Geoff-on-Geoff violence and for the public to solve the case using the hashtag #justiceforGeoffs. This has been a tough weekend for Geoffs, a shave closer than Occam's razor.

Please share this, Geoff or otherwise. This has to stop.

They couldn’t track the hacker’s exact location, but they believe it was near the local golf course. Hope this will help fellow Geoff mourners get some closure. For those asking, Janet is also alive and well and if anything this ordeal has brought us closer together. Yours truly, Geoff Leopard.

I have to return to clarify one detail. The first post from this account was genuinely a cruel hoax. Bluesky Support confirmed that prior to this post my password was changed to JEER TURD HORSEMEN. Make of that what you will.

Sincerest apologies. Haven’t got to grips with this website and it seems my account was cruelly hacked. Me and Janet both fine, no need to worry. This will be my final post as this has caused unnecessary panic and life is too short for social media. Yours truly, Geoff Leopard #newlife #dijplyb

Hi, this is Geoff's girlfriend Janet. Geoff didn't come home last night, which is strange as he normally loves coming home. Noticed he has a lot of friends on here for some reason. Does anyone know where he might be?