From now on, goals scored by keepers will count double.

Denver Summit got so many people at the game because they put lines of candy throughout the city leading to the stadium

No one, not even the 2026 Houston Dash can be like the greatest NWSL team of all time, the 2020 Challenge Cup Winning Houston Dash

The Spokane Reign are going to win the shield this year.

You are right and they should repeal the jailbreak rule and replace it with red rover rule IMMEDIATELY

If you are a player who left the @washingtonspirit.com last year and are in line to score nwsl 2026 opening weekend, please stay in line.

The NWSL has added a new "jailbreak" rule for the 2026 season. If a team that is playing down a player scores a goal, it uno reverses the red card and they get their eleventh player back.

A soccer game? I thought this was going to be a hunger game???

no, pal!

The NWSL returns in one week!

I am going to start a pod cast called the "Omen's game" where we discuss various curses on nwsl teams.

Somehow, Rose Lavelle got even paler. Soon she will be invisible and really no one will see her coming down the field with the ball.

especially that little a-hole

Dent deny deny, but I am going to celebrate that Trinity Rodman became the first north atlantic territory of Denmark to play for the USWNT. Now every little territory of Denmark can grow up dreaming to also do the same.

When nwsl was in the middle of designing the ball, they got too busy coming up with all the HIP rules, so they put a * as a placeholder and then accidentally forgot about it until it was too late

Trinity Rodman is the god olympian offensive footballer of the united states (GOOFUS)

Some other criteria that can qualify a #NWSL player as high impact.

If you violate the spirit of the league the ghost of nwsl past (furt), nwsl present (the ball represents soccer), and nwsl future (multitudes of factors), will come and haunt you and teach you a lesson on greed by throwing you into lake superior

Some days I'm like... nwsl doesn't matter... other days I'm like... nwsl is all we have

Esther did that to her hair to distract the Orlando players, possibly give them psychic damage, all to help her team win.

What if we kissed at Rowdy Audi?

If the northern lights flash yellow the most tonight, the Spirit will win the championship. If they are purple, Orlando will win. If they are Blue, Gotham will be champions. If they are pink, Portland will win. The magnetic field decides!

Sometimes when you're an average fan and your fav team misses playoffs, you often do much better picking mvp, best xi, etc., but in some cases, that doesn't happen

Thinking vlatko should get coach of the year is a good thought for anyone who is just getting into thinking

NWSL invented a time dilation machine so they can have more extra time

liz eddy would be so mad about this statement if she knew how to read

no it doesn't..someone dreamt it up when they were dying of consumption.

Tune in on Friday to watch @racingloufc.com travel back in time to 1871 to battle the great Chicago fire.

Putting nwsl games on cbs sports network is the leagues preferred way of dealing psychic damage to fans

To celebrate the most haunted season - NWSL will be turning off the lights all matches this weekend and putting glow sticks in the ball.