okay what else can I do to slow down the progress of this account before it reaches 11k cuz I like having both accounts neck and neck...
maybe i'll just say I had a ketamine fueled revelation that furry porn is immoral and threaten to make regular illustrated cis human gay porn and then never do
weasels n' stuff
Suggestive furry artwork of two stoats bundled in a car It's late and they recently had sex Instead of sleeping they went out to get fast food. The less scarred of the two weasels sits in the passenger seat in a dreamlike haze of post-coital bliss, barely seeming awake and surrounded by little floating hearts surrounding their head. They wear stained sweatpants and a plain white shirt with unclear red text against a yellow circle They limply grasp a phone In a blue case connected to a charger cable with "3AM" Visible on the screen. They leak an unclear fluid that stains the crotch for their sweat pants through the groin. The other stoat, the one driving, has one hand holding the wheel and the other holding his boyfriends hand. He looks far more lucid, looking out from the window of the car at the fast food intercom. "Hey do you guys still do tacos? Uh huh, alright cool. So can I get like 12 of those? And an extra large cola with light ice. LIGHT ice" They're wearing a black t shirt with holes in it and the large printed logo of a local radio station across the chest that is mostly blocked by the seatbelt. Their own flannel pajama pants holster a large and raw cock still spending residual cum through the part nesting the tip. Heavy but not hard. It sits straddling his thigh making a bulging impression in his pants. It's late and dark and most of the world around them is a vague smattering of lights and shapes.
Aftercare.
Danny wanted tacos
Vek was ready to pass out after their fuck
But
He can't resist spoiling dan. They stink and they're wearing dirty laundry they slapped on to be decent enough to step out into society for a half hour or so
Vek hates fast food
But he's happy to do this.
I stink too much for this deodorant
Like, I've already overpowered it I need to put on more
Furry porn, a naked pin up of a masculine long tail stoat laid out naked on their back with their elbows up and their hands behind their head in a way that prominates their armpits. They're brown with a dreamy diamond shaped mark in their chest, along their jaw, and in spots across their face. creamy gloves and sock markings. And a fringe of orange fur at the edge of the cream around their neck. Dark red nose and a gray patch between the arms. They're scarred and scruffy, stubbled across the whole body with a fuzzy overlay of furs giving them a rough musky appearance. They're decompressing following a work day, almost steaming from the cooling and relaxing of their joints. Their face is strained with the residual tension yet left to be released. Laid out, splaying toes, airing out a large and hairy set of dark brown genitals. The bed is quite cozy
Decompressing after work.
It feels good.
*rubs their fingers together* not for free
Cross my palm with silver and THEN sniff...
It's fun to interpret my own fursona aging as i do
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
Furry porn, a naked pin up of a masculine long tail stoat laid out naked on their back with their elbows up and their hands behind their head in a way that prominates their armpits. They're brown with a dreamy diamond shaped mark in their chest, along their jaw, and in spots across their face. creamy gloves and sock markings. And a fringe of orange fur at the edge of the cream around their neck. Dark red nose and a gray patch between the arms. They're scarred and scruffy, stubbled across the whole body with a fuzzy overlay of furs giving them a rough musky appearance. They're decompressing following a work day, almost steaming from the cooling and relaxing of their joints. Their face is strained with the residual tension yet left to be released. Laid out, splaying toes, airing out a large and hairy set of dark brown genitals. The bed is quite cozy
Decompressing after work.
It feels good.
There was a thought behind them both being stoats
Really observing a lot of furry art over the years
It's not often you see two of the same species as a couple unless they're canidae.
You see two kissing dogs every day
Not as often two kissing stoats or opossums
M'here to help fix that.
Pleasure for Dead Dreamers
part 2 com for @tapperfan.bsky.social
Suggestive furry artwork of two stoats bundled in a car It's late and they recently had sex Instead of sleeping they went out to get fast food. The less scarred of the two weasels sits in the passenger seat in a dreamlike haze of post-coital bliss, barely seeming awake and surrounded by little floating hearts surrounding their head. They wear stained sweatpants and a plain white shirt with unclear red text against a yellow circle They limply grasp a phone In a blue case connected to a charger cable with "3AM" Visible on the screen. They leak an unclear fluid that stains the crotch for their sweat pants through the groin. The other stoat, the one driving, has one hand holding the wheel and the other holding his boyfriends hand. He looks far more lucid, looking out from the window of the car at the fast food intercom. "Hey do you guys still do tacos? Uh huh, alright cool. So can I get like 12 of those? And an extra large cola with light ice. LIGHT ice" They're wearing a black t shirt with holes in it and the large printed logo of a local radio station across the chest that is mostly blocked by the seatbelt. Their own flannel pajama pants holster a large and raw cock still spending residual cum through the part nesting the tip. Heavy but not hard. It sits straddling his thigh making a bulging impression in his pants. It's late and dark and most of the world around them is a vague smattering of lights and shapes.
Aftercare.
Danny wanted tacos
Vek was ready to pass out after their fuck
But
He can't resist spoiling dan. They stink and they're wearing dirty laundry they slapped on to be decent enough to step out into society for a half hour or so
Vek hates fast food
But he's happy to do this.
Noddle licking a popsicle in a teasing manner, while winking at you and tugging on his thong showing off how it can barely contain his half-erect penis.
Noddle licking a popsicle in a teasign manner, while winking at you invitingly, and showing off the full length of his huge and veiny bird penis.
Comission work for @stickyfeathers.bsky.social of his birb being a horny menace in that tight thong.
I don't even know if this is working but I'm delaying posting two pics because bsky is all fucked up right now
They're in the tg channel
t.me/+1ckr_Fsxzq1...
*flipping pages of a book* god damn I thought they did, I need to find out
Chilling on a private balcony at a party, talking to a friend: "I once dated a Malinois who asked me not to de-gland because he said it made my ass smell worse in a way he liked. We didn't last long"
My friend, another slightly more gender skunk: "dogs always make stink stuff weird oh my goood"
you don't already? I dunno i thought that was common knowledge but whatever I guess..
everybody was talking about it right before you came in too, so funny. But like- no yeah sure that's fine...
Skunk me, standing in just a t shirt on the bed holding my fat asscheeks apart with both hands and wagging it back and forth, showing a confrontationally direct, vulgar view of my brilliantly pink asshole nested at the bottom of that dark humid trench
"guess who just got de-glanded agaaain~"
you need to develop strong sketching skills as a porn artist
because every artist should, firstly
but also
if your foundation isn't strong you'll just stop working on something after you manage to cum and get less interested in a piece...
Aftercare drawing but Instead of cuddling it's the two in a car at a jack in the box drive through at 3am with the bottom sitting all fucked up and twacked out in the passenger seat wearing SpongeBob pajama pants and a gas station shirt
And the top is ordering like
12 of those cheap tacos
Will also accept super Mario, hello kitty, or mandalorian grogu pajama pants
Okay so that means no one gets it anymore that's effed up
That deal saved lives
It kept whole communities together
You couldn't feed those tacos to prisoners of war normally but
At the witching hour
After something intense like that
They become the beef taretar of fast food
Aftercare drawing but Instead of cuddling it's the two in a car at a jack in the box drive through at 3am with the bottom sitting all fucked up and twacked out in the passenger seat wearing SpongeBob pajama pants and a gas station shirt
And the top is ordering like
12 of those cheap tacos
@redmidibazaar.bsky.social I saw you like this you're an exception I love your weasels
You get it.
Furry porn of an anthropomorphic nightstalker squatting over a floor vent blasting his ass with cold air, a dumb awestruck face of brain erasing pleasure slacking every muscle in his stupid handsome face. He's a juicy shape with a big ass, bare nude but for a slave collar around his neck giving a fetishy quality to his nakedness. His face doesn't show it though he looks like a happy panting dog. His owner, another nightstalker by the by, stands out of frame giving the piece it's floating dialogue "Likin that a/c boy?" He coos out a pleasured ahhh... "Aww look at that, it's so cute when he's happy..." His master says with a demented veneer of affection words floating over Venetian blinds giving glimpse to the brutal Mojave wasteland sun outside. His naked body rugged with stubbly hairs most especially on his dangling fleshy nuts and gleaming all over with shiny sweat His androgynous fringe of head fur, pretty blue eyes and handsome face contrast with these manly qualities dressing a frame with supple rugged appeal.
They didn't have to beat his ass like that. If he knew they had working AC in this wasteland brothel he would have sold himself into slavery to them.
He's such a good boy for a bit of central air
That said
Otters are the Argentinians of the weasel diaspora
What do I mean by that? Is that a good thing? Is it bad?
:) who knows
It's funny how this is basically just another version of being Hispanic for me
Because I feel basically the same way about people talking about latin stereotypes
