Oh God I can feel my leg falling asleep but maybe the next YouTube short is funny

doomscrolling

BOOBER

I mean uh, cheese

mouse in apartment
mouse is given opportunities to leave (and gentle nudges. "gentle")

mouse fucks up my dishwasher
mouse could fuck up some more shit, like my electricity

i love animals but this thing, by god, by the beard of zeus, will fucking die, i swear it

i've had this with a pokemon blue/red jazz remix that i put on and liked

it's tough but i'm more than happy to drop it when i'm told or find out, i'd rather go support someone who actually put the work in lol

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Upon failing take 8d8+10 psychic damage & receive the blinded condition until the end of the caster's next turn

If succeeding, take half damage and the frightened condition, using your reaction to move at your full speed away from the caster

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Oh my fuck I've been him

Jesus christ I've been him

I'm hugging him through the screen oh poor baby

Dirk.

using simple language to (more easily) accommodate and convey more complex ideas and emotions isn't a bad thing, it's desirable in a lot of professions and branches of life

i think for what it's worth your english is pretty damn good, you communicate effectively and efficiently

is it?

i genuinely disagree with that sentiment, and i hope you consider it a kind and sincere gesture of putting someone more at ease

no worries if not though

it's incredible how i'm a fuckin' memelord reaction image hoarder yet i haven't watched this

even tho it's chock full of reaction image potential to the point where you should rate episodes in reaction images/second

chat would you believe me if i said the gap in my culture is exactly one adventure time big

i'm watching the show now and holy shit how was this not made on a steady diet of weed, and perhaps some pcp

anyway i like it

if there is a god, please let me wife him

og inspo by @/Min_tramcam

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NOW I PASSED THE CURSE ON

OH NO

oh sorry lmao, i can't read the word itchy without thinking of resident evil 1's memetic line in the game

An illustration of a female gnoll artificer in power armour of her own design with chain flails attached to her gauntlets and a minigun mounted onto her left shoulder. There are blue glowing runes inscribed all over the armour plates.

The same illustration with the exception of a helmed alternate version.

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HOW COULD ANYONE DENY HIM

matt clinging to the side of Bojack Horseman. Bojack is visibly annoyed and saying "ok somebody get this freak off of me"

what is this, a crossover episode???

IVE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE

THAT WAS YOU???

god DAMN he's milking him for all he's worth

HOT

⭐🦊

i uh

would he like goats
we could do demonic shit and um, i know a good bar

i can arrange that

oh boy this is old art oh god he didn't have his cock out yet

yes! that's him! he's been a delight to see once in a while tho i haven't kept up

mending that today