I get similar intrusive visions of subversion when I see a please clean up after your pet sign

Why doesn’t the flight attendant demonstration include tampering with or destroying lavatory smoke detectors

Aesthetic youth are throwing their large trousers over their shoulder like a continental soldier

I’ve touched every reply button from here to Timbuktu guess that makes me some sort of supervillain

Whoa your drinking something too

Drinking oat milk to meet chicks

We’re born into a scene of violence

Also no such thing as a bass player without mystique

Why are you as a man shampooing your hair

Always welcome and cordially received?

Parasites are hot this season

A silent scream
Echoes
In the depths of
This black heart.

Please do not chill

Birds in a Bush: 50% Off

They gotta be the hackiest most sloppy computers imaginable

Free pile of dirt. Dimensions are 8 x 8 x 6. Pick up only. First come first serve. Must take entire pile.

Toasters were a pretty garbage invention until sliced bread came along

Spreading hatred and corruption?

[reply voice] I think there is a black mirror episode about this

This one was banned from schools

🐾Who saved who?🐾

I was in danger of being euthanized by my parents before I adopted Scruffy. Scruffy taught me a sense of personal accountability that motivated me to find my own place and stop jacking off to Waluigi hentai all day. I guess you could say we were each other’s guardian angels.

Watching garbage tv in a hotel room is the same thrill as playing garbage flash games on a school computer

Pulling up to the new app on my beat-up huffy, shifting the toothpick in my mouth and popping the kickstand