Only 86%?????

No, that's why you're only hearing about Peter Mandelson

Oh but if cooked correctly, eggs chips and beans are glorious and take a good amount of time to cook right. Lovely food. 😍

Surely there must be a more efficient way to clean those panels. Maybe a wheeled robot?

Schrödinger's Strait

These people are insane

Schrödinger's Strait.

Bluesky down again?

Not just me then?

Don't buy any lottery tickets that's for sure

Cilla at the back. Not seen her in ages. 😁

Sorry to hear that. If it helps, I too had a disturbed sleep. I've pulled a muscle in my bum and woke up in pain unable to turn over. And today I have a colonoscopy. Joy.

Donald Trump is doing more now for renewable energy than any other time in his presidency

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Haha! Brilliant setup. I'm guessing you don't live in the UK where it's rainy, cold and damp for half the year 🤣🤣

Enjoy your pizzas!

Too many cars all look the same. Bland. Good to see the Juke standing out.

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists

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After 10 years, is it still not completely obvious to everyone that Brexit was a lie sold by millionaires?? No-one has benefitted from this other than a few at the very top. Even then, I doubt they would agree.

Yes! It is possible and hopefully accelerated by Trump's misplaced war on Iran.

For all the money you guys spend on military hardware, you could have universal state funded healthcare and a state pension. And still have enough to bomb the shit out of everyone else. You just need to vote for it.

As an owner of 4 different Alfa Romeo cars over the years I feel your joy and pain in equal measure! 🤩🤩🤩

P S. I have a wood burning Ooni and obviously that is not designed for indoor use 🤣

Indoors? Is that a good idea?

That is a significant war time development for history to remember

Gaming as a whole industry has become far too expensive. What happened to the £25 games??

I cannot understand how or why these people are in the White House and have not been arrested

If you like formatting so much, just bring back Wordpad 🤷🏼‍♂️
#Microsoft

Looks delicious 😋

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