Oh I was being facetious. I have a theory that we would’ve social distanced better if Covid made people ugly lol

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We gotta update the Geneva Conventions to include these movies.

Do the troops still get smallpox vaccines? What’s a small pox anyway?? SUSPEND THEM ALL!

As a Canadian this news pleases me.

Picking this up!

Support independent game devs!

Jokes aside I hate this man with every fiber of my being lol

Did the onion get his shirts too???

Had a dream I got my ass kicked by Hogger. Not cool.

FT

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE RIGHTS TO RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES

Man: you here watching the sunset alone
Me: with Bean
Man: who
Me: *disgruntled sounds*
Man: *skedaddles*

I’ve started emitting a low frequency hum whenever people (men) distress me in public and man has it served me well.

Do you have a wish list 👀

I’m struggling really bad without a dryer and my phone bill is due tomorrow. Please help if you can or at least boost!

Elijah Wood

There’s nothing more humbling than getting absolutely fucking bodied by plant jizz.

Bless you Martin

I hate it 🥹

Teen Beth would’ve crawled on her belly through broken glass for this man.

A new pfp. Will I keep it? Idk.

That’s a crazy take

Men yelling indistinctly

TFW people are fighting in your mentions

Johnny Appledweeb

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Maybe!

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