I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/

Me : invents a device to talk to cats

Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you

Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want

Cat :

Me :

Cat : first of all fuck you

Mum called it Patience but that seems to be a name like Solitaire covering various versions

Hive mind.... does this game have a name? Version of Solitaire with same layout as Klondike but without Foundation piles. Cards are collected in descending order King to Ace and alternating colours. Only Kings (or piles from tableau starting with a King) can be moved to empty tableau spaces.

This is my spirit cat...

Loving this label...

I need that shower curtain

It's all wrong but I can't articulate how and so don't know how to fix it. This was followed up by playing repetitive classical music out loud...

I'm all for workplace fun but if you use my chair a) bring it back and b) do not mess with the settings

This is only one of my grumps with my colleagues today. There are many others. I now have a chair but it is not my chair and I lack the skill to get it back to how I had it.

We like tha moon...

I had a dream recently where everyone had codenamed or nicknames. One of them was GI Jane-germouse (a combination of GI Jane and Dangermouse) and I'm still thinking about that days later

I have questions... I don't know that I want the answers.
www.theguardian.com/film/2023/au...

Listening to the Dookie 4-track demos for the 30th anniversary and refusing to acknowledge that it came out 30 years ago.... the 90s were like ten years ago right? Right?

Do not spin

This cow's job is beach