Fuck yeah

C’est la vie lol ;) 🖤

a spacecraft landing is literally like ALL THE SCIENCES AT ONCE

textile strength is important and wind and water are important and what kind of metal they used on the outside and the trajectory of re-entry and the distribution of weight and mass inside the thing and atmospheric conditions and

TIL that the title pages of President William McKinley's outgoing correspondence were decorated with ASCII art.

🎶I’m lashin’!🎶💃🕺

DAMN. 🖤

This mofo said corten blanket 😹 COTTON

Golden tabby laying peacefully on a brown faux fur blanket

SIC tabby kitty laying on tan blanket with a white corten blanket on top of her, just her head sticking out

Close up on sweet black kitty with eyes closed

Happy Purrsday! 🧡🩶🖤 #catsofbluesky

The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Happy Cat Purring Smoothly - Comforting Sounds for Sleep, Relaxation, Learning, Concentration, ASMR YouTube video by Olli Korhonen

The most comforting sound I know...
youtu.be/CY7t8ow2gOM?...

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TRIPLEVILE 🤢🤮

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Just found the gaffe and all that…OUCHHH. Sorry for making you explain haha but thanks :)

Regarding Jonathan Majors? This feels like a stray comment meant for another thread, but then again I’ve been off the internet for about 36 hours and catching up, so who knows :)

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A 3 panel comic strip. “There’s no way out of this one, Dad. Check.” says a kid who is dominating his Dad in chess. Dad, slyly, angles his watch to reflect a beam of light onto the board, catching the attention of a house cat. In the last panel, we see the pieces scatter as the cat pounces in vain. Dad covers his smile from his distraught child.

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No Kings just cats with a surprise guest at the end 😸

Dog with a vest on that says “Dogs against Trump” at the No Kings rally

#nokings

Neato!! And bravo! ✨

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Baby 🖤

🎶Jack Nick Olson’s Est-Ranged Daughter🎶

Aah so there’s vice/virtue on the “pedantee” side, too, which depends on them to meet the “virtuous pedant” w/o pride or hubris or at least bite their own tongue when they are annoyed (virtue)…or not (vice)!