Jimmy Fallon's kiss ass neediness is starting to spread to his staffers.

I've been online too much. Read "Muffin Monday" and instantly thought they meant something else.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

God I miss Radio Shack. Need an adapter? They had it. There's no place anymore that does what they did.

I believe anybody who is in the military should be responsible for all costs associated with that.
See how dumb this argument is?

lol

Fuqua is a director where I know his name and then follow that up with "Oh yeah, he directed...." and then can't remember a single title. (Including Training Day in there, I forgot he did that one too)

To all crying babies: get over it. We all have things we want!

Doctors on panels act like they're the greatest person in the room, elucidating for hours on how they know an obscure detail that other doctors probably don't know...
...but then you watch them try to figure out the on/off switch of a microphone and you question just exactly how smart they are.

Michael Jackson only had two good albums (Off The Wall and Thriller). Yeah I said it

Convinced myself by trolling. Sometimes good can come out of that!

I became a liberal because I went to Oklahoma Baptist, and it entertained me to argue with them using liberal talking points and watch them go apoplectic...but then some of my arguments started to make sense to me.

It still shocks me that anyone who reads their bible would intentionally send their kid to Falwell U...I mean, "Liberty"

Reupping this, because I'm pretty pleased with it. Quite fun to write. (And any excuse to rewatch Hitchcock in a fresh light is one I'll always jump on.)

12 Horror Movies To Get To Know Me

🎶I’m soooo lame
I probably think this song is about me
I’m soooo laaaaame
I probably think this song is about me
Don’t I?
Don’t I?🎶

Many times I have to look at the screen to determine if it's a 24 hour news channel or a sports channel. Those blowhards all sound the same

The Process of Falling: Hitchcock, The Process Shot, and the Unreality of Eva Marie Saint’s Purse in NORTH BY NORTHWEST – Perisphere |Wil McMillen| Sometimes you see a thing, and then you can’t unsee it. I’m sorry for what I’m about to do, but I’m about to ruin the ending of North by Northwest for you. I blame my wife for this. Pro...

My new article is up at Perisphere
Hitchcock's masterpiece period and false backgrounds take center stage in North By Northwest
www.perisphere.org/2026/04/19/t...

When you absolutely, positively gotta pop a breaker, accept no substitutes!

but can i plug another one into this one to get 131 plugs

Most people are assholes until they realize you can help them.
...yes I work in events, why do you ask?

a man in an astronaut 's helmet looks up at something ALT: a man in an astronaut 's helmet looks up at something

THE RIGHT STUFF

"Radio GaGa" might be the worst song Queen ever put out, and that's really saying something.

🎶What’s looove got to do
Got to do with it…
Not muuuuch if you’re in bed with Ike Turrrrner…”🎶

Another day, another plug for The Lost, my novel that comes out next week 👀

So, who is this book for?

#Scriptsky #Booksky #WritingCommunity

“I have finished my novel! I call it A TALE OF TWO CITIES.”

“I say, Charles, that is quite a title indeed! Pray tell, which cities?”

“Cities nutz.”

Pump it directly into my veins!! Ohhhh yeeahhhhh

Starts tonight!!!!