Given that the minions end up killing all of their bosses inadvertently (Gru being the one exception), them working for Hitler might accidentally prevent the Holocaust.

As demonstrated shortly after birth.

He advocated for it to be legal for some humans to keep other humans as pets. In public. Not just as some kink roleplay. It’s a nickname that is unfortunately straightforward.

New cognitohazard SCP just dropped.

It’s human pet guy! I remember him! He somehow ended up in my mentions back on the other site. I didn’t know he was here, too. Anyways, yeah. He’s a diseased mind and anyone with sense would do well to quarantine from him.

There’s actually a theory that the Fire Nation soldier who killed Katara’s mother wasn’t looking for Katara, and was looking for the bloodbender on the assumption she had returned to her tribe. (It would explain why he believed an adult woman was the “new waterbender” despite Katara being a child.)

Also, that episode indicates that there are, in fact, wild ways to use bending for those skilled and imaginative enough (the bloodbender also just exsanguinates a meadow while demonstrating how to draw water from unconventional sources).

“Brains piloting flesh mechs.”

…they can. Spoiler alert, I guess. (Though it’s an advanced enough technique most require a full moon to have enough juice to pull it off.)

Of course, this is only necessary because people’s default position is that Jews are lying about antisemitism, either deliberately or through some subconscious, perfidious urge that forces us to wildly misunderstand poor innocent activists to the point of defamation.

I never went through anything like that (thank G-d), but I can still say you didn’t deserve that and I’m glad you’ve been able to move forward and find someone who makes you happy.

I think I’ve found a new catchphrase.

(The general takeaway from this story is that G-d set up nature this way on purpose, to give humans room to innovate with the tools and ingredients at our disposal, not that Rabbi Akiva was dissing G-d.) Anyway, “nature’s great, but we can do better,” isn’t some new, scary idea.
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Fun fact: in a debate with Quintus Tineius Rufus, the Roman governor of ancient Judea, Rabbi Akiva asserted that the works of humanity are greater than the works of G-d, and that humans are tasked with taking what nature offers us and improving it.
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…your personal ideology becomes irrelevant to questions of whether you should serve in Congress.
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If you have a bunch of white supremacist friends and appreciate the aesthetics of Nazi symbology so much you choose to have it permanently inked onto your body (and regularly show it off way after there’s any possibility you didn’t know the source),
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I’m pretty sure the new dividing line is going to be Normal vs. Nazis. It’s clear which side you’ve chosen. All I’ll say is Purimfest 2026.

Oh, look. A sizable account with a nice enough bio. I wonder how they feel about J- oh. Oh no.

“Sure, he said he got ‘jewed’ on the prices, but that’s just how he talks. And I’m sure he is antisemitic! But the ‘jew’ thing is just a word he uses for being scammed.”
That’s how this sounds.

That’s going to be so helpful when we go to the Mirror Dimension.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Uuuhhhh… I’m sure it’s just a fallen hero who took things too far while in a similar position to my own. It’s a warning, not a rebuke. I definitely won’t end up like the boss one day.

“But the grapes shall inherit the earth, and delight in the abundance of peace.”
-Psalms 37:11, probably

“Surprisingly, one of the most powerful innovations in fighting climate change was…“ *checks notes* “…the chicken sandwich? Really? Huh.”

Ben Bonque holding a bat with the caption, “You’ve caught our attention. And some of us are neurodivergent.”

Boethusians circa 100 BCE:

He did, didn’t he. A shame he was so wildly off base when describing Pharisaic prayer practices. Criticism tends to fall flat when it’s about behavior that’s not actually taking place.

And just like that, the perfect title for an S&M erotic novel featuring Jesus was born. Maybe as the sequel to, “Submit to the Lord.”

My G-d this site is broken today.