We've gone from providing the security of international sea trade, to being the international pirates of the seas.

Don't let the door hit you in the tighty whiteys you were wearing when you got a massage from a 13 year old at Epstein's mansion.

IDF soldier takes out his anger at having no more living targets, by smashing an inanimate statue.

That guy's full of Schlitz.

That is the way you do it!

Trump can't release "The Vatican Files" as long as Dan Brown holds the copyright.

He shouldn't be Steve "three shirts" Bannon, he should be Steve "three Depends" Bannon.

Thank you Linda for the CBC Roundup. This is a must read for everyone, but especially for those who think House Dems do nothing.

Excellent news!

Don't forget, those who were convicted of fraud, and were pardoned, no longer have to pay back any of the money they stole.

I think Elsie Steponadick should stay out of the Pope's biz.

Will somebody please throw water on her, so she will melt away! Oh, what a wicked world!

They should fly Elsie Steponadick to the Middle East, ascend to 20,000 feet and drop her in the Straight of Hormuz, that way they can blockade the blockade of the blockade.

I understand taking the escalator to go up, but wouldn't you take the de-escalator to go down?

"Dark cavity, cracked asphalt?" Trump has really honed his material, although not everyone likes it when he works blue. Pretty soon he'll move up from dinner theaters to larger venues.

This is what happens when you have litterboxes in the Elementary schools.

Cartoon by the great Melissa Julien. Is this the interview Bartiromo was so excited about yesterday? Trump sounds like he's ready to fall off the twig!

The only reason I'm not a marxist socialist anarchist is because I can't afford the dues for al three organizations.

I'm a guy, and I know that going through life with a bemused expression is sexier than hitting yourself with a hammer.

Well, now that I can afford the eggs for an omelet, I can't afford the cheese, the mushrooms, the spinach, or the ham. Thanks, Trump

@mariopro.bsky.social The Nobel Peace Prize Committee has examined Trump's record of ending wars, and signaled that they are open to giving Trump the Peace Prize, if he ends his war on the U.S.

Demented Don actually believes this, just like he built the Pyramids, was the second person to step onto the moon, and went backward in time to save Sarah Connor from the Terminator.

So tell me all about Melania's connection to Epstein, right after you show me pictures of Barbara Streisand's Malibu home.

Both Picasso and Pollock admired this painting, unfortunately, their artistic journeys followed a different path.

I don't recognize the women, but that's my living room. Is this what happens when I'm at work?

What about the other 4 ships loaded with Epstein Files?

Geez, Pete. God doesn't deserve any of the glory. You Pete, you deserve the glory, you and Trump deserve every last bit of glory. Every single fucking little bit of it, in fact, all Republicans are spinning it right now, so congratulations. I hope it follows you to your very last day on earth.

"I know you guys usually use nets, but maybe you should use a tranquilizer gun, for this patient."

Let them all get in the bunker, then back the cement trucks up to the door, and let 'er rip!

@mariopro.bsky.social What a bunch of deplorable! I hope they all go to Hell in a basket!