To be fair, he's lasted just over 2 Truss lettuces

Manchester now the energy capital of the world

Oh and Victor, Foxtrot Oscar

Very nice, I have a set of these with Pete, Lois, Brian, Meg and Quagmire

'My husband is a great war criminal ...
I had no sexy time with the Jeff ...
Barron looks just like his dad ...
Goodnight'

WH: The President successfully entered a planned cardiac pause. His health metrics are excellent, probably the best ever seen for a non-living President.

She stole it all

"Daddy, daddy I just ate the last pangolin on earth"

"Well done Zedscurf"

NATO vs TACO

He's a republican remainer so ideally he would like to be on a € note

Daily Mail - Richard Littlecock: Starmers Woke Yoke killng our Great British Scotch Eggs

Yay, the cunt is decomposing in real time

Give to Giggsy until the new Supreme Leader can be found

What's with the FIFA president job description?
'Exhibit global levels of cuntery'
'Represent cuntiness at all times'
'Uphold the values of acting the cunt'

🟢 Happy fucking Friday! 🟢

Today I'll be drinking the tears of those squealing nazi slags.

Matty boy, you've just been sterilized by the G & D massive

Pic of chonky gingerbread man in a Notting Hill cafe

Chonky Gingerbread Men #chonky #nottinghill

19-02-26

Dear Charles Rex,

if you wanted to save anything from the flaming wreckage of this ludicrous fucking gilded bollocks, may I suggest rescuing the NHS with all that hoarded royal wealth? Why you would win the nation's heart sir, ha ha you absolute wobbling fanny.

Yours,

A STATE PENSIONER

Wealth and stupidity tax please

... Barron wandering around 'pretending' to be the reincarnation of Jeffrey Dahmer

... Kid rock and Elon turbo wanking each other off while watching Hitler's Nuremberg Rally speech

... a nearly dead sex offender

Aga wanker

Saw pic and thought it was Midge Ure 😀

'Aaggghjhkkkkk got something to tell ya...'

Fucking hideous #totp

She has thoughts!

Nuke Lietalker

100% tariff on popcorn as people aren't going to watch my wife's shitty film