With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.
Get excited.
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BREAKING NEWS: This is one media merger I support!
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This $#!t is not over, just because ICE has become less visible and socially disruptive:
Every Democrat since Reagan has DECREASED the deficit.
Every Republican since Reagan has INCREASED it.
Without fail. Every single time.
That’s right, Sickos: you get one of my cartoons in each issue.
The President lashed out at Tucker Carlson this week.
I get it. I’ve never forgiven Tucker for stealing the nightly, prime time slot from my dearest, supple Megyn (no relation).
Some Sicko posted this.
Not to nit-pick, but shouldn’t it read, “Yes … Hi-Diddly-Ha-Ha-Ha … YES!”
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Wonderful seeing my friend, the hugely talented and always inspiring Emo Philips. Catch him now on tour!
@emophilips.bsky.social
If you like comedy, you must check out “Strip Law,” Netflix animated brilliance from @hellocullen.bsky.social
My faves: ep #8, about boy who "went to heaven and came back” and ep #10, a wild tangent into a whole other TV show.
Great characters, smart satire, and rapid-fire jokes. Don’t miss it!
trump is doing conservative tears posts now? lmfao. good luck, probably a sustainable movement
Read Ranking Member @robertgarcia.house.gov’s statement in response to First Lady’s call for a public hearing with survivors ⬇️
casual correspondence
Melania Trump: The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.
I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit.
Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Trump posts a bonkers rant: “I know why Tucker, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, & Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — bc they have one thing in common, Low IQs”
i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess
New: 150 unionized ProPublica workers are on strike TODAY over AI, layoff protections, wages, and more.
They're asking readers to not visit ProPublica or engage with content on other platforms. It's the first work stoppage of its kind at the newsroom.
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Still from STRIP LAW, a show you should be checking out right now.
Finally checked out STRIP LAW and, by golly, is it good. If you miss the absurdity of HARVEY BIRDMAN, the surprising depth of BOJACK HORSEMAN, or just want to hear a great cast, this is a show you need to dive into & wallow around in like... Metaphors are hard. Kudos, @hellocullen.bsky.social & all!
SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord
BREAKING: Democrat Alison Page has defeated longtime Republican incumbent Dan Toland in the River Falls, Wisconsin mayoral race, flipping the seat from red to blue.
Toland had held the office since 2012.
New in Bolts: Chris Taylor’s win on Tuesday expands liberals’ majority on Wisconsin’s high court and locks it in through the next presidential race, when new lawsuits could challenge voting access.
A sane country with a functioning rule of law would absolutely prosecute and jail Stephen Miller for a long, long time after this is over. And Dems running for office need to understand that for a huge portion of voters, that’s the moderate position.
ANOTHER bankrupting ruling against America’s favorite funnyman.
As they said on “Fat Albert,” it’s like school in the summertime: No Class.
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I’m honored people printed my artwork to carry in the historic No Kings Protests this past weekend!
Ironically, I found myself traveling and without access to a printer so I grabbed a few sharpies and a stray piece of cardboard and drew a sign I carried in both the Pasadena and Los Angeles marches.
NO KINGS PROTEST this weekend so I'm sharing FREE DOWNLOADS of my protest artwork for anyone who'd like to print it for the protest or any other reason (please don't make/sell merch with it - contact me if interested in something like that). You can download HERE: linktr.ee/wardsutton
None of this is funny. Just a total embarrassment. It feels like every day he's the president the stakes become more existential. That no Republican will even talk about impeachment or the 25th Amendment is a damning indictment and proof that none of them are fit for office.
It's so sad that democracy is at the mercy of Joe Rogan trying to figure out life.
Brendel @Brendelbored Just watching Prager U's video "was Jesus a socialist?" that culminates in Jesus meeting a homeless man and getting him to set up a small business with the help of a wealthy investor. ABE'S OLIVE OIL Best olive oil in Jerusalem!
reposting the ancient gospel of @brendelbored.bsky.social
A picture of two clowns holding their hands high. Overlaid on the image are the words, "We are Clowns Serving Christ. Bringing the Joy of Christ's Message to Life."
In better news, apparently this group or company went under.
