Every Democrat since Reagan has DECREASED the deficit.

Every Republican since Reagan has INCREASED it.

Without fail. Every single time.

That’s right, Sickos: you get one of my cartoons in each issue.

The President lashed out at Tucker Carlson this week.
I get it. I’ve never forgiven Tucker for stealing the nightly, prime time slot from my dearest, supple Megyn (no relation).

Some Sicko posted this.
Not to nit-pick, but shouldn’t it read, “Yes … Hi-Diddly-Ha-Ha-Ha … YES!”

@thesimpsonsonfox.bsky.social

Wonderful seeing my friend, the hugely talented and always inspiring Emo Philips. Catch him now on tour!
@emophilips.bsky.social

If you like comedy, you must check out “Strip Law,” Netflix animated brilliance from @hellocullen.bsky.social

My faves: ep #8, about boy who "went to heaven and came back” and ep #10, a wild tangent into a whole other TV show.
Great characters, smart satire, and rapid-fire jokes. Don’t miss it!

trump is doing conservative tears posts now? lmfao. good luck, probably a sustainable movement

CNN Data Guru Stunned as Melania Trump Smashes Record for Worst Approval Rating The collapse puts Melania Trump well below other modern first ladies at a similar point in their husbands’ presidencies.

www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-data-gur...

Maybe this?

Read Ranking Member @robertgarcia.house.gov’s statement in response to First Lady’s call for a public hearing with survivors ⬇️

casual correspondence

Melania Trump: The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.

I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit.

Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump posts a bonkers rant: “I know why Tucker, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, & Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — bc they have one thing in common, Low IQs”

i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess

Unionized ProPublica staff are on strike over AI, layoffs, and wages A key issue is protections against layoffs from AI

New: 150 unionized ProPublica workers are on strike TODAY over AI, layoff protections, wages, and more.

They're asking readers to not visit ProPublica or engage with content on other platforms. It's the first work stoppage of its kind at the newsroom.

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Still from STRIP LAW, a show you should be checking out right now.

Finally checked out STRIP LAW and, by golly, is it good. If you miss the absurdity of HARVEY BIRDMAN, the surprising depth of BOJACK HORSEMAN, or just want to hear a great cast, this is a show you need to dive into & wallow around in like... Metaphors are hard. Kudos, @hellocullen.bsky.social & all!

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

BREAKING: Democrat Alison Page has defeated longtime Republican incumbent Dan Toland in the River Falls, Wisconsin mayoral race, flipping the seat from red to blue.

Toland had held the office since 2012.

Liberals Gain Seat on Wisconsin Supreme Court, Adding to Firewall in Voting Cases Chris Taylor’s win on Tuesday expands liberals’ majority on Wisconsin’s high court and locks it in through the next presidential race, when new lawsuits could challenge voting access.

New in Bolts: Chris Taylor’s win on Tuesday expands liberals’ majority on Wisconsin’s high court and locks it in through the next presidential race, when new lawsuits could challenge voting access.

A sane country with a functioning rule of law would absolutely prosecute and jail Stephen Miller for a long, long time after this is over. And Dems running for office need to understand that for a huge portion of voters, that’s the moderate position.

ANOTHER bankrupting ruling against America’s favorite funnyman.

As they said on “Fat Albert,” it’s like school in the summertime: No Class.

@theonion.com

I’m honored people printed my artwork to carry in the historic No Kings Protests this past weekend!
Ironically, I found myself traveling and without access to a printer so I grabbed a few sharpies and a stray piece of cardboard and drew a sign I carried in both the Pasadena and Los Angeles marches.

NO KINGS PROTEST this weekend so I'm sharing FREE DOWNLOADS of my protest artwork for anyone who'd like to print it for the protest or any other reason (please don't make/sell merch with it - contact me if interested in something like that). You can download HERE: linktr.ee/wardsutton

None of this is funny. Just a total embarrassment. It feels like every day he's the president the stakes become more existential. That no Republican will even talk about impeachment or the 25th Amendment is a damning indictment and proof that none of them are fit for office.

It's so sad that democracy is at the mercy of Joe Rogan trying to figure out life.

Brendel @Brendelbored Just watching Prager U's video "was Jesus a socialist?" that culminates in Jesus meeting a homeless man and getting him to set up a small business with the help of a wealthy investor. ABE'S OLIVE OIL Best olive oil in Jerusalem!

reposting the ancient gospel of @brendelbored.bsky.social

A picture of two clowns holding their hands high. Overlaid on the image are the words, "We are Clowns Serving Christ. Bringing the Joy of Christ's Message to Life."

In better news, apparently this group or company went under.

Rogan: ICE is just rounding people up and raiding places and pulling people out of their houses. People got very uncomfortable with militarized police wearing masks on the street. And then you find out that these guys have only been trained for 7 weeks, and they get a $50,000 signing bonus.

The idea that he’s just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.

The White House wants an extra $50 billion to fund Trump’s illegal war.

That’s on top of the Pentagon’s $1T budget — which Trump is trying to boost to $1.5T.

Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private corporations and the Pentagon has failed eight financial audits in a row.