I started my microplastics journey early by enjoying the mouthfeel of Barbie shoes

when u return something at an antique store u should get more than u paid cause it’s older now

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

make infolove not infowar

If you need this as a scroll I can hook you up.

Or unhook you in accordance with your wishes.

My MAGA neighbor does this and it's the only time he speaks to me.

Give me a hit of that high fructose corn syrup.

Charlotte Knights/Truist Field Cheerwine Float

My boys!

I feel like the players would trip over that

I haven't been to that stadium but I think they probably serve the world's saddest $25 nachos.

You would like the Charlotte Knights snacks because they serve a baked potato topped with Carolina BBQ.

For baseball?

Classic!

me: (casually) what is it with the influx of evil lately

They said I’m a fine girl? Is that all they said about me?
-Brandy

Listen, in the sea's defense ...

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

In the early 1990s the GOP outsourced its thinking and messaging to Rush Limbaugh and the right wing radio world, and it has long ceased functioning anything like a "normal" political party would. It's a content creation operation wrapped around a transactional corruption machine for rich people.

I made an anatomically correct sculpture of you out of tater tots, please respond

This is like going to a bullfight wearing PETA underoos.

Headline from The Guardian: Traders placed over $1 billion in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on?

Yeah geez weird impossible to know I guess

"I have a top 1% viewership platform and I'm calling out the most corrupt and toxic human beings in public service by highlighting an unreadable, indirect protest message."

Bluesky’s mom and dad

anyway, if this court is going to act as little more than a partisan legislature than it ought to be treated like one by the actual legislature

Talk about reckless disregard for the truth.

More like Krash Patel amirite?

Has anyone said this yet?

NOOOOOOO

Freedom leather

[Obi-wan voice]

"He's more slaw now than man; twisted and evil."