I genuinely enjoyed The Drama. But my favorite little detail is that anytime they didn’t know how to end a scene, they just had a character throw up.

*hours

MOTHER TERESA IS WEAK ON MILITARY DEFENSE SPENDING

Cookie-Monster-looking shit

Happy “Moon’s haunted” day to all

I can’t believe we’re two days away from Donald Trump saying he flew on Artemis II, and got to walk on the moon

You’ll never convince me that John Fetterman isn’t 3 incels in a trench-hoodie

Chuck Norris died at 86 but I think he would have preferred 88

Whooooooo
Lives in a train station under the C

If we ever do, I’m fact, eat the rich; let’s make sure he’s rotisserie style

Daylight is saved. But Gretzky gets the rebound.
He shoots.
He scores!

My views are way too extreme. I have empathy. I hate war.

We’re quite literally being dragged into WW3 by the worlds dumbest pedophiles

I’m not a Senator but yes

"With all due respect Jake, I have a better handle on the economic downstream effects..."

A lot of bad happening everywhere, but Khamenei having NO designated successor? At 86???

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Iran’s supreme leader killed in major attack by US and Israel Iranian state media have confirmed the death of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a major attack by Israel and the United States.

His last words were, “whatever’s in those Epstein files must be baaaaaad”
apnews.com/article/iran...

Translation: We're going into a drawn-out war, folks!

If I were invited to the White House and served McDonald's I would diarrhea straight into a bathroom sink

A hero for everyone who suffers with alopecia

We weren’t exactly having a shortage on those

The Prince Formerly Known As HR Liability

I’m so curious which quotes you’re going to post the day IT happens

aaaand PAYWALLED.

Thats almost exclusively been my experience

In no uncertain terms, the last decade of Republican politics has been orchestrated by the head of a pedophile cabal

Did Prince Andrew write this?

Dude looks like Woody Allen picking his wife up from daycare