* PLEASE GASTER I NEED THIS! MY PET ROCK IS KIND OF HOMELESS

[ Holding an umbrella, he jumps up and down to get your attention. ]

* HEY! MISS! GET THIS UMBRELLA BEFORE YOU CATCH A COLD!

* OHH THAT SHIT LOOK BAD I DON'T THINK YOU GON MAKE IT FR

* GEX!

* THANK YOU, SANS! FINALLY PUTTING YOUR LAZINESS TO GOOD USE BY BUYING SOME HIGH QUALITY COKE!

* THAT'S OKAY, PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY TOO! HUNGRY FOR CRACK!

* AND I'M THE BAD GUY?

* Who do you think they'd side with, Dreemurr.

* The great Papyrus, or a backstabbing traitor?

* ANYWAYS! BYE BYE, KRIS!

* HEY BUDDY! DONT BE A HATER LESS I TELL EVERBODY ONLINE IN THE DELTARUNE SERVER THAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE KNIGHT! WHICH IS ALSO ME! NYEH HE HEH!

* I'M THE SLENDERMAN!

* NYOHOHOH... I CAN'T EVEN STEAL 5 BUCKS FROM A 6 YEAR OLD, WHAT WILL I EVER DO WITH SUCH COWARD INTIMIDATING TACTICS...?

* OKAY NOW I FEEL BAD! PLEASE TAKE THE MONEY BACK! I WILL CRY!

* LUNCH. MONEY. NOW!

* GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

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* ME AFTER BEATING ALL OF DELTARUNE WHILE HAVING AN AMPUTATED LEG AND BEING BLINDFOLDED!

* PAPYRUS HAS AN EXQUISITE TASTE IN MEN AND CAN CONFIRM ONE PART OF THIS SENTENCE IS TRUE!

jack

(this forgotten man and Papyrus int is cute)

* WELL, I LIKE YOU TOO, MYSTERY MAN!

[Papyrus reaches into his fridge, cold... he... proceeds to shake it??? He figures, that's how you make them, right?]

[Nonetheless, he hands it over.]

* NYOHOHOH... I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SUCH COMPLIMENT BEFORE, REALLY, PROBABLY BECAUSE I JUST MOVED IN!

[He gets up, staring at you in (not so visible) confusion, but shrugs it off.]

* WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I SUPPOSE I COULD LET IT PASS...

* I BOUGHT SOME TEA FROM THE STORE! IF YOU WANT ME TO, I COULD MAKE SOMETHING WARM FOR YOU TO DRINK? OR DO YOU PREFER SOMETHING... COLD? LIKE MILKSHAKES?

* PAPYRUS SUPPORTS!

* THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE AN ALIAS, DON'T YOU HAVE A REAL NAME?

[He bows down, one hand in his chest and the other one to the side like a wing.]

* MY NAME IS PAPYRUS! ALSO KNOWN AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS! BUT, YOU CAN CALL ME PAPS!

[giving you the homophobic stare]

* LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S JUST A PHASE.

[A NINE?! Wowie, that's higher than the 3 other ratings he's got! In his life.]

* THANK YOU SO MUCH, MISTER!

[He wants to hug you, a lot, but he holds himself... it's clear your answer made him riddled with joy!]

* WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE ATE MY SPECIAL RECIPE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FELLA?

* I FELL FOR THAT SHIT!

jack

(thought that human Spamton was simon petrikov for a second icl)

* AT LEAST HE LOOKS NORMAL NOW! THAT OTHER DUDE SCARED THE BALLS OUTTA ME

* WOULD YOU UM...

* WOULD YOU LIKE A TASTE?

[He hands the plate over like a true gentleman, sparkling with hope, it... looks good, it's warm.]

* PLEASE, RATE IT ON AN ONE OUT TEN RATING! THAT WOULD, MAKE ME... REALLY, REALLY HAPPY!

* THAT CRACKED HEAD DUDE IS REALLY WEIRD! BUT, WE ALL NEED TO GIVE PEOPLE CHANCES! HE REMINDS ME OF... SOMEONE.

* WELL, HERE COMES ONE, BUDDY!

[With a grin, he starts cooking spaghetti, separating the meatballs in another plate, in case you don't want the spaghetti.]

* I CALL IT, 'ZE PAPYRUZ SPECIAL', WITH THE Z IN PAPYRUS! BON APPETIT! OR, AS SANS WOULD SAY IT, BONE APPLE WITH TEETH!