👀 wow, yea same

you got me there

sometimes you take a picture and think “that’s not what i look like IRL”

VP is resigning so leadership talked about transition planning but my job appears safe 🙃

getting added to a 4:30 meeting with the AVPs is probably something good, right? RIGHT?!

i mean, he’s wrong, but still

uncle says to me “you look the same as you did in college” so maybe family is not so bad after all

coming home for the weekend is like my yearly vaccination against thinking i should move back east

you were leading that charge from an early age

my curse is being physically incapable of sleeping on a plane though

being on a full flight at 6 AM is crazy. unrelated: i might hate most people?

this built-in mirror was not the only reason i bought this condo but was for sure a contributing factor

it’s a nice side effect

like getting older blows and joint pain whatever but there’s also this

having thoughts lately, feels like i need to bring back my Hot Idiot™️ era

it’s a step in the right direction for sure

realizing i need to actually set time aside to achieve my goals instead of just assuming i’m going to find the time. like at this rate, i’ll never be friends with a crow

i’ve done so much and it’s only 10:30, so will for sure spiral later if you guys need anything

today i bent over and my back cracked sound loud my husband heard it from across the condo so bye forever

wtf is a pre-arrival update? my package is pre-delivered? as in not yet here? yea i’m pretty sure i already know.

“if you’re not dying or bleeding from
the head, you can go to school”

i’d like to thank my mom for the crippling guilt i feel whenever i call out sick

ginger in a green jock for st. patrick’s day. groundbreaking.

very irish. someone kiss me already.

bruh

🤭

me to all the political robocalls

the world doesn’t need a new pussycat dolls single rn

i just bought a record player so my whole personality changed forever

signed up to play cornhole. was proud of this team name:

this sunshine makes me want to kiss unfortunately