Just so you know, the underlying metrics lllllllloooooovvvvveeee Devin Williams. 💋💋💋💋

#metssky
#mets
#mlb

The devil laughed and said “I already made a deal with Steinbrenner. The Yanks will have an endless stream of HoF players and never know a losing season. You on the other hand are cursed, motherfuckers!”

Feels like they pre-lost tomorrow’s game.

Streaks end when seasons end. We know he’s great. You don’t have to play make believe.

I believe in the supernatural for two reasons: I once saw my father’s ghost and decades of watching the NY #Mets.
#cursed

I miss Grimace. #mets

Candyman.

At least the #mets will lose while i’m at work on Friday.

There should be a unwritten rule about using the ABS when you’re up big in the 9th.
#mets
#mlb
#fuckthedodgers

Steve Cohen shouldn’t have fucked with the chop shops. #mets
#metssky

Thank god the bullpen melted down. One less positive to think about. #mets

Everything sucks but it extra sucks if you’re a #mets fan.

Wouldn’t want to confuse young fans by scoring more than 1 run.
#mets
#metssky

Another stirring moment in the history of team bad vibes. #lgm
#metssky

Theu used up there runs quota for the week. #mets

Reading comics from 1986, an absolute historic year for the medium. Coincidentally it was the last time it was fun to watch a Mets game.
#mets
#lgm
#metssky

It’ll be tomorrow night.

Listening to the Mets via the Dodgers broadcast on the radio and I am sincerely concerned about the health of Rick Monday and Charlie Steiner.

This Wrobleski guy must be Greg fucking Maddux.
#mets
#metssky

I was told, nay, promised that the days of seeking dead cat bounces from washed up veterans was over. At least I didn’t buy the Queensborough bridge that guy tried to sell me.
#mets
#MetsSky

Go to bed #MetsSky. It’s the same bullshit.

One positive about the #mets season is you can’t have another historic collapse when you suck.
#metssky

Guessing Juan Soto opts out after 2029 without winning any rings. Surprise-surprise-surprise.
#mets
#metssky

It would be amazing if one move the Mets made worked out. I guess that’s how we know the world isn’t ending.
#mets
#metssky

I beg you fuckers to consume media other than Star Wars and Harry Potter.

Are you sure?

Fangraphs should do an article about the correlation between calling up washed up veterans and lost seasons. Looking at you #mets.

#metssky
#mlb

Cover of in betweens by faith erin hicks. The main characters lie on the floor and make art.

New @faitherinhicks.bsky.social, people. Make it happen.

I went down a little rabbit hole recently because I was sure I spent less than a $1/tank in my lifetime. Confirmed by research, I screamed and screamed and screamed.

This guy always looked 40.